Bring Back Frank Fritz

My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! STRAWBERRY FIELDS?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD. What a C-U-N-T!

You better hope there isn't a next time, Mister. I could of came down hard on you once or twice but that ends now. If you so much as liter on my lawn, I'll nail your D-I-C-K to my wall!

I HATE TEEN KIDS NEWS! I'm not going to let some scrotum-sucking kid tell me my news. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!

For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart, I LOST AGAIN! WHY?!

People treat me like I'm some kind of RETARD or something. I decided to rob the DONUT SHOP down the hill from my house. I walked in waving my MACHINE PISTOL demanding the money and well---30 cops were in that DONUT SHOP. I really am not that smart☹️

I betrayed the ALBINO! He's going to kill me and it won't be slow!

I have an ultimate memory capacity of 800 QUADRILLION BITS

After sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey for an hour, Aunt Debbie got up! Bl*nkey had her butt warmth on him and smelled like her sexy lotion butt smell. Aunt Debbie's butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey. Bl*nkey is so lucky, being sat on by Aunt Debbie in her panties everyday!

I'm at my computer now, sitting on my nephew Seymour's yellow baby bl*nkey on my stool. His bl*nkey is so soft, it makes a better cushion on my stool than as a baby bl*nkey! I completely crush Seymour's bl*nkey when I sit on him. Right now I'm sitting on his bl*nkey in my pink lace rose pattern panty! Seymour seems happy when I sit on his baby bl*nkey in my sexiest panties!

I leave my yellow baby bl*nkey at aunt Debbie's house. She uses my bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works at her computer, she works at home. She's sitting on bl*no now. She pulled her jeans down and is sitting on bl*nkey in herpink Playtex panty! My bl*nkey is so lucky, aunt debbie completely crushes the stool, her thighs are thick, my bl*nkey can't be seen!

As you know, I washed my yellow baby bl*nkey today. But bl*nkey didn't stay smelling like fabric softener for long, aunt Debbie quickly took bl*nkey out of the laundry basket, put him on her stool, pulled her yoga pants down and sat on bl*nkey in her hot pink ice-silk thong! Her sexy lotion butt smell quickly replaced the fabric softener smell. My baby bl*nkey is use to aunt Debbie's ass in his face!

Seymour's Aunt Debbie here! As you know, he lets me use his yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion for my stool while I work on my computer. Today Seymour washed his bl*nkey, as soon as his bl*nkey got out of the dryer, I captured his bl*nkey, put him on my stool and sat on his bl*nkey in my hot pink ice-silk thong! Seymour's baby bl*nkey didn't stay smelling like fabric softener for long, my sexy lotion butt smell took over quickly!

I'm so horny right now! I just washed my yellow baby bl*nkey and Aunt Debbie is already sitting on him in her hot pink ice-silk thong. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey! The fabric softener smell was replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell!

My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! MINK STOLE?! Bastard kids wont stop with the jokes!☹️

As soon as my yellow baby bl*nkey got done being washed in the washing and dryer machines, Aunt Debbie quickly captured bl*nkey! She likes to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool, like a cushion, as she works on her computer. Bl*nkey didn't stay clean smelling for long, as soon as bl*nkey came out of the dryer, Aunt Debbie rolled him up on her stool and sat on bl*nkey! The clean fabric softener smell on bl*nkey was quickly replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell!

MAN! Lisa Kramer is wearing skin tight yoga pants! Must smell where she sat!

I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the SIZE, COLOR, and TEXTURE of my FECES!

I don't have any big greasy women's breasts in my HONKING HANDS☹️

I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!