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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

A.J. Cooke from CRIMINAL MINDS is so hot. Her butt was so tight and shapely in her tight skirt, I had her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey! When she got up, I smelled bl*nkey. A.J. COOKE left her sweet and sexy cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell on bl*nkey!

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General Big Butt
4 years ago

TRUMP has seized control of the weapon! I've ordered ALL available ships to intercept!

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General Big Butt
4 years ago

TRUMP and the weapon came to a stop. He needs 3 codes to arm the weapon. We obviously don't intend to give him ours.

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WIFE
4 years ago

I came home and I caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY! He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house. BULL--S-H-I-T!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago

I'm a vampire. I drink the blood of virgin males to keep my youthful looks!

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SMART ASS
4 years ago

When I saw my wife and all her girlfriends smoking cigarettes in my house, I asked her: what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!

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CAPTAIN
4 years ago

Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.

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Viola Davis
4 years ago

I'm an uppity ass n-i-g-g-e-r!

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Billie
4 years ago

Nina is really spazzing out today! She's taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she shaved all her hair off. See where the tulips were? I don't know why she took her scissors to them.

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Nina
4 years ago

Billie says I make our daughter go against him. But I don't. Then I screamed, which is all I can do, cause I can't hit him, I can't fight. He threw food on the floor---it was a bad fight☹️

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Billie
4 years ago

Nina told me: I'm gonna kill you, you G.D. M.F. S.O.B. She said she was going to F my mother!

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REN
4 years ago

After my head caught on fire, the building inspector said my head was unfit for habitation. It's scheduled for demolition! But--I don't want to have my HEAD torn down!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago

When the Borg assimilated me,they turned my skill pale and my hair fell out. At least the nanoprobes the drone injected into me made the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A stop growing. Won't have to shave down there no more!

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Anonymous
4 years ago

Good friends should stand by each through good and bad times! The Show is not the same.

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Hal Moores
4 years ago

LISA KRAMER even has a sexy smelling ass! She's wearing skin tight jean shorts today! I smelled where she just sat, she left a sexy perfume butt smell!

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Hal Moores
4 years ago

LISA KRAMER is a sexy Borg drone! She uses her body to seduce guy victims so she can assimilate them. Today she wore skin tight jean shorts going up her butt, she lured a guy behind a house to assimilate him. As LISA KRAMER injected her nanoprobes into her guy victim, he was rubbing her butt with her assimilation tubules in his neck!

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COLLECTIVE
4 years ago

We are the Borg. Lower your pants and surrender your nads.. Your ANUS will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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Colicos
4 years ago

The ALBINO is a bad guy. He invaded my town! What he couldn't pillage, he destroyed!

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CHANDLER RIGGS
4 years ago

My favorite part in THE GREEN MILE was when that big dumb N-I-G-G-E-R gets fried!

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WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago

I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!