A COP/PIG came to my house. I asked him, what's wrong officer? Did you mistake my house for a DONUT SHOP?!
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REGINOD
4 years ago
Toilet can't flush my waste, it's clogged up, so I go to the burger king down the road to use their toilet. Now they have a clogged up toilet. Manager gives me dirty looks!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
My neighbors call me THE PINCHER! Not because I steal things, but because how many times I grabbed LISA KRAMER'S ass in skin tight yoga pants!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
Remember Sara Underwood? Playmate of the year 2007? I sn*ffed her butt and she is now notifying a BUTT SN*FFING CRISIS CENTER!
W
WORRIED
4 years ago
Remember Sara Underwood? The bunny model? I sn*ffed her butt and is now notifying a RAPE CRISIS CENTER!
W
WORRIED
4 years ago
Remember Sara Underwood? The playboy model? I sn*ffed her butt and now she's notifying a RAPE CRISIS CENTER!
W
WORRIED
4 years ago
Remember Sara Underwood? The playboy model? I smelled her butt and now she's notifying the RAPE CRISIS CENTER!
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson. Just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson! I hope you're not spending too much cash since you've owed me money for so long. Don't make an enemy of me.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson. A little birdie told me you are in town. You leave me no choice but to show you the same lack of respect you've shown me!
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
I'm a patient man, Mr. Johnson. But I'm also a businessman. You owe me money, Mr.. Johnson. Think about it.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Im not a charity, Mr. Johnson, I'm a businessman. You should of paid up while you had the chance!
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson. My records show that you owe me money. Probably just slipped your mind, thought I'd just jog your memory.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr.Johnson. I hear you bought a car and you owe me money! Consider the safety of your family and friends.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson. Don't make me explain to your sister why you owe me so much money for so long.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson! I want my F-U-C-K-I-N-G money! My ARMED collection department will pay you a visit about the money you owe me.
U
UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
The time for pleasantries has passed, Mr.Johnson. You left me no choice but to get PHYSICALLY PERSUASIVE about your debt problems.
G
Garth
4 years ago
After a Borg drone injected it's nanoprobes into RACHEL LANDIS CARTICA, the drone rested her unconscious body on the ground. I then opened up her blouse to watch the nanoprobes turn her cleavage pale. I opened up her jeans and panty to watch her ass turn pale as well. I get horny watching sexy women being assimilated. It's a fetish!
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KATIE SEARFOSS
4 years ago
I love being a Borg drone. My sexy, shapely body really shows in my Borg body armor grafted onto my body. Plus I love overpowering my guy victims. I hold them with my right arm, watch them trying to break free. Then I make my left hand in a fist at their necks and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. I get so horny overpowering men, and hearing them gag in pain with my tubules in their necks injecting nanoprobes.
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I, too, get horny for A.J. COOKE on criminal minds. In fact, when I met her, I asked her, Can I smell your butt?!
A COP/PIG came to my house. I asked him, what's wrong officer? Did you mistake my house for a DONUT SHOP?!
Toilet can't flush my waste, it's clogged up, so I go to the burger king down the road to use their toilet. Now they have a clogged up toilet. Manager gives me dirty looks!
My neighbors call me THE PINCHER! Not because I steal things, but because how many times I grabbed LISA KRAMER'S ass in skin tight yoga pants!
Remember Sara Underwood? Playmate of the year 2007? I sn*ffed her butt and she is now notifying a BUTT SN*FFING CRISIS CENTER!
Remember Sara Underwood? The bunny model? I sn*ffed her butt and is now notifying a RAPE CRISIS CENTER!
Remember Sara Underwood? The playboy model? I sn*ffed her butt and now she's notifying a RAPE CRISIS CENTER!
Remember Sara Underwood? The playboy model? I smelled her butt and now she's notifying the RAPE CRISIS CENTER!
Mr. Johnson. Just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger.
Mr. Johnson! I hope you're not spending too much cash since you've owed me money for so long. Don't make an enemy of me.
Mr. Johnson. A little birdie told me you are in town. You leave me no choice but to show you the same lack of respect you've shown me!
I'm a patient man, Mr. Johnson. But I'm also a businessman. You owe me money, Mr.. Johnson. Think about it.
Im not a charity, Mr. Johnson, I'm a businessman. You should of paid up while you had the chance!
Mr. Johnson. My records show that you owe me money. Probably just slipped your mind, thought I'd just jog your memory.
Mr.Johnson. I hear you bought a car and you owe me money! Consider the safety of your family and friends.
Mr. Johnson. Don't make me explain to your sister why you owe me so much money for so long.
Mr. Johnson! I want my F-U-C-K-I-N-G money! My ARMED collection department will pay you a visit about the money you owe me.
The time for pleasantries has passed, Mr.Johnson. You left me no choice but to get PHYSICALLY PERSUASIVE about your debt problems.
After a Borg drone injected it's nanoprobes into RACHEL LANDIS CARTICA, the drone rested her unconscious body on the ground. I then opened up her blouse to watch the nanoprobes turn her cleavage pale. I opened up her jeans and panty to watch her ass turn pale as well. I get horny watching sexy women being assimilated. It's a fetish!
I love being a Borg drone. My sexy, shapely body really shows in my Borg body armor grafted onto my body. Plus I love overpowering my guy victims. I hold them with my right arm, watch them trying to break free. Then I make my left hand in a fist at their necks and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. I get so horny overpowering men, and hearing them gag in pain with my tubules in their necks injecting nanoprobes.
I, too, get horny for A.J. COOKE on criminal minds. In fact, when I met her, I asked her, Can I smell your butt?!