Man oh man, did I make an ass out of myself. The cop knew I was drunk, so he asked me to say what TIME IT WAS! I said MAY 31st 2022! My neighbors couldn't stop laughing! Then the cop asked me to count from 10 to 1, I then said MAY 31, MAY 30, MAY 29 and so on. The PIG then asked me if I've been through high school! Neighbors really couldn't stop laughing!
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OG LOC
4 years ago
Singing: OG LOC in the house! A man in your face, a punch in the face, a gun in my waist and an oy, oy, oy!
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BIG JOHN
4 years ago
I started a riot at my daughter's graduation ceremony. I smelled everyone's asses and blamed the other person next to them, everyone lost their tempers and BAM! A full scale riot over butt smellings! Cops used teargas! Most fun I've had all year! Yeah.
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
4 years ago
My daughter is such a FAT F-U-C-K! She wears 6XL size panties! JEEZE LOUISE! I have an idea! Today is my PORKER'S daughter high school graduation, maybe a good humiliation will make her reconsider being such a TITANIC! Enough is enough with her over eating. I need 3 jobs just to feed that GLUTTON!
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
4 years ago
It worked! I paid everyone at my FAT F-U-C-K daughters high school graduation to chant: EAT A SALAD when she walked to get her diploma! You should of seen how much she cried! Maybe now she'll lose some weight! 6XL size panties?! Come on, lose weight PORKER!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
Man! It's hot as F-U-C-K here in Pittston Pennsylvania. My thong is nice and sweaty!
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Heinrich Von Schlagel
4 years ago
Bring back Frank!
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
4 years ago
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids won't even talk to me!
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MARYELLEN LYNOTT
4 years ago
I'm even bigger and stronger now that I'm a Borg drone. My body is grafted in rubber Borg body armor. I love overpowering men, I inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. My tubules are so long and thick because I was checking chubby when I was human. I love hearing my men victims gag as I inject my nanoprobes into their bloodstream!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
My cousin, MARYELLEN LYNOT is a big girl. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL and 42EE bra cup size!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
Today is May 29th, my birthday! My V-A-G-I-N-A turns 42 today!
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KIPP ODONNELL and NEIL BEIDERMAN
4 years ago
We're gonna chop down the rainforest and turn the trees into cheap backscratchers! Screw the rainforest!
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TNT WHAMMY
4 years ago
Heh-heh-heh. This outta do it. [WHAM]. OH, NO! OH!
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JACK SCHIT
4 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife spent more and more money every month! And now our account is overdrawn! I asked her, you think this is a game were playing?
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Mac Taylor
4 years ago
Every morning at 3:33 some scumbag always calls me while having sex with his woman. They want me to hear their heavy breathing. I'm just gonna smash my darn phone!
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Jason Hervey
4 years ago
My JEW-RAT friend is having his B-I-T-C-H - ASS bar mitzvah! He gets to wear that FAAGGOT beanie! Stupid Jew!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I got swedish fitness model ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight pink yoga pants. Her yoga pants were completely up her butt crack while sitting on my bl*nkey. When she got up, I sn*ffed bl*nkey. ANNA NYSTROM got her sweet and sexy cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell on bl*nkey. Sexy women do have sexy smelling asses!
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MR NICE
4 years ago
I don't give a F-U-C-K about those dead scrotum suckers in that TEXAS SHOOTING. I love my guns more!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLIGENCE!
Man oh man, did I make an ass out of myself. The cop knew I was drunk, so he asked me to say what TIME IT WAS! I said MAY 31st 2022! My neighbors couldn't stop laughing! Then the cop asked me to count from 10 to 1, I then said MAY 31, MAY 30, MAY 29 and so on. The PIG then asked me if I've been through high school! Neighbors really couldn't stop laughing!
Singing: OG LOC in the house! A man in your face, a punch in the face, a gun in my waist and an oy, oy, oy!
I started a riot at my daughter's graduation ceremony. I smelled everyone's asses and blamed the other person next to them, everyone lost their tempers and BAM! A full scale riot over butt smellings! Cops used teargas! Most fun I've had all year! Yeah.
My daughter is such a FAT F-U-C-K! She wears 6XL size panties! JEEZE LOUISE! I have an idea! Today is my PORKER'S daughter high school graduation, maybe a good humiliation will make her reconsider being such a TITANIC! Enough is enough with her over eating. I need 3 jobs just to feed that GLUTTON!
It worked! I paid everyone at my FAT F-U-C-K daughters high school graduation to chant: EAT A SALAD when she walked to get her diploma! You should of seen how much she cried! Maybe now she'll lose some weight! 6XL size panties?! Come on, lose weight PORKER!
Man! It's hot as F-U-C-K here in Pittston Pennsylvania. My thong is nice and sweaty!
Bring back Frank!
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids won't even talk to me!
I'm even bigger and stronger now that I'm a Borg drone. My body is grafted in rubber Borg body armor. I love overpowering men, I inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. My tubules are so long and thick because I was checking chubby when I was human. I love hearing my men victims gag as I inject my nanoprobes into their bloodstream!
My cousin, MARYELLEN LYNOT is a big girl. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL and 42EE bra cup size!
Today is May 29th, my birthday! My V-A-G-I-N-A turns 42 today!
We're gonna chop down the rainforest and turn the trees into cheap backscratchers! Screw the rainforest!
Heh-heh-heh. This outta do it. [WHAM]. OH, NO! OH!
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️
My wife spent more and more money every month! And now our account is overdrawn! I asked her, you think this is a game were playing?
Every morning at 3:33 some scumbag always calls me while having sex with his woman. They want me to hear their heavy breathing. I'm just gonna smash my darn phone!
My JEW-RAT friend is having his B-I-T-C-H - ASS bar mitzvah! He gets to wear that FAAGGOT beanie! Stupid Jew!
I got swedish fitness model ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight pink yoga pants. Her yoga pants were completely up her butt crack while sitting on my bl*nkey. When she got up, I sn*ffed bl*nkey. ANNA NYSTROM got her sweet and sexy cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell on bl*nkey. Sexy women do have sexy smelling asses!
I don't give a F-U-C-K about those dead scrotum suckers in that TEXAS SHOOTING. I love my guns more!
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLIGENCE!