My teenage employee didn't want to wear his tie during work. I told him, when you're out with your friends MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER you wear what you want! In here he'll wear the tie!
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FATHER
4 years ago
My son missed his job interview because he was too busy PEEPING THROUGH WOMEN'S BATHROOM WINDOWS AND BURGLARIZING THEIR PANTY DRAWERS!!!
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JOKE MAN
4 years ago
My wife didn't find my joke amusing. My joke was: what's the difference between my wife and a black hole? THEY BOTH SUCK!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
The ALBINO is behind all these school shootings! The ALBINO wants to take away your second amendment rights!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends if they need FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends if they've been PENETRATED!
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KRISTATOS
4 years ago
YOU HAVE DONE THIS! Poisoned her against me! Ill deal with you, Ms. Brink, as I deal with everyone who betrays me.
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I can't help myself. My sexy blonde neighbor hangs her panties and thongs out on her clothesline! Everytime she hangs them out on her clothesline, I swipe every pair of her sexy unisex. Now the cops are watching the area!
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TODD TONY
4 years ago
My wife says my job has given me wrinkles and made my hair fall out. I told my ¢unt wife, it wasn't my job, it was HER!
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FATHER
4 years ago
I was driving my ¢unt son and his punk ass friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVE! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!☹️
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FATHER
4 years ago
I had another brain fart! I asked my scrotum sucking son and his $HIT KICKING friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!☹️
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FATHER
4 years ago
My brain is done, fried! I had another brain fart. My bastard son and A$$ HOLE friend asked me, name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! Little bastards couldn't stop laughing!
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HECTOR SALAKANCA
4 years ago
I can give you highlights about what happened to my nephew's Marco and Lionel. Marco was shot in the face and died instantly. Lionel lost his legs, lingered in pain for several hours then he died!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her panties with her pants or skirts. Today aunt Debbie is wearing her purple flower skirt and she's wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!
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Earl
4 years ago
You guys better get the hell out of here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man! A real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
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Mysterion
4 years ago
ENTERTAINMENT TIME! Welcome to club Tropicana! Tonight we'll talk about guys putting whipped cream on my firm tan thighs and lickin' it off!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I have a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color and texture of my feces!
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JUDGE BLAKEY
4 years ago
You wouldn't believe the cases I had today! The first case, a man threw a bottle of his PEE at his BOSS! The second case, a woman STABBED her boyfriend over a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!☹️
My teenage employee didn't want to wear his tie during work. I told him, when you're out with your friends MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER you wear what you want! In here he'll wear the tie!
My son missed his job interview because he was too busy PEEPING THROUGH WOMEN'S BATHROOM WINDOWS AND BURGLARIZING THEIR PANTY DRAWERS!!!
My wife didn't find my joke amusing. My joke was: what's the difference between my wife and a black hole? THEY BOTH SUCK!
The ALBINO is behind all these school shootings! The ALBINO wants to take away your second amendment rights!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends if they need FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends if they've been PENETRATED!
YOU HAVE DONE THIS! Poisoned her against me! Ill deal with you, Ms. Brink, as I deal with everyone who betrays me.
I can't help myself. My sexy blonde neighbor hangs her panties and thongs out on her clothesline! Everytime she hangs them out on her clothesline, I swipe every pair of her sexy unisex. Now the cops are watching the area!
My wife says my job has given me wrinkles and made my hair fall out. I told my ¢unt wife, it wasn't my job, it was HER!
I was driving my ¢unt son and his punk ass friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVE! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!☹️
I had another brain fart! I asked my scrotum sucking son and his $HIT KICKING friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!☹️
My brain is done, fried! I had another brain fart. My bastard son and A$$ HOLE friend asked me, name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! Little bastards couldn't stop laughing!
I can give you highlights about what happened to my nephew's Marco and Lionel. Marco was shot in the face and died instantly. Lionel lost his legs, lingered in pain for several hours then he died!
I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her panties with her pants or skirts. Today aunt Debbie is wearing her purple flower skirt and she's wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!
You guys better get the hell out of here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man! A real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
ENTERTAINMENT TIME! Welcome to club Tropicana! Tonight we'll talk about guys putting whipped cream on my firm tan thighs and lickin' it off!
I have a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color and texture of my feces!
You wouldn't believe the cases I had today! The first case, a man threw a bottle of his PEE at his BOSS! The second case, a woman STABBED her boyfriend over a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!☹️