Bring Back Frank Fritz

I don't think you're getting the message Mr. Johnson. I WANT MY MONEY!!!

Mr. Johnson. Don't make me explain to your sister why you owe me so much money for so long!

Mr. Johnson! I want my F-U-C-K-I-N-G money! My ARMED associates will pay you a visit about the money you owe me!

The time for pleasantries has passed, Mr. Johnson. You left me no choice but to get PHYSICALLY PERSUASIVE about your debt problems.

I caught the bastard who stole my panties from the clothesline! I'm gonna rip his BALLS off and GRIND THEM INTO GUACAMOLE!

I'm in trouble! My friend and I were playing frisbee with a SAW BLADE, I threw it too far, my neighbor came out and got scalped!

I'm in trouble! My friend and I were playing catch with a GRENADE with the pin PULLED OUT, I threw the grenade too far, my neighbor came out and caught the grenade and well---it got messy!

In case you wanted to know, my wife is pouring HONEY on her HINEY so I can lick it off!

American pickers isn't the same without Frank

American pickers isn't the same without Frank

American pickers isn't the same without Frank

American pickers isn't the same without Frank

American pickers isn't the same without frank

American pickers isn’t the same without Frank

American pickers isn’t the same without Frank

I sneak up behind my victims, stab my syringe into the back of their necks and extract their DNA! I then ingest the DNA from my victims. I go after mostly sexy little blonde women! LISA KRAMER watch out!

People ridicule the name of my fishing store! I named my fishing store MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!

Correction: I meant her TITS look big in her dress. Damn spell checker!

MARYELLEN LYNOTT was wearing her white flower dress at my FAAGGOT nephew Mitchell's graduation. Sweet Jesus her first are big!

I'm at my FAAGGOT nephews graduation. Mitchell is a hottie. MARYELLEN LYNOTT is here too. She has big tits!