My daughter is such a F-U-C-K-I-N-G pig! She's 16, wears size 6XL panties and her actual Christmas holiday is FAT TUESDAY!
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Ensign MaChaCha
4 years ago
When the order to OBANDO ship was given, an annoying alarm went off, purple dilldos popped out from the deck, and a white substance started spewing from the dilldos!
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Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer
4 years ago
Enjoy paying 10 dollars a gallon for gas. America is going commie! HA!
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JO JO
4 years ago
My classic Aston Martin went for 2 million bucks! Not even for SIXTH WIFE SOLD FOR THAT MUCH!
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Mohammed
4 years ago
It's the JESUS H CHRIST show!
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Dana
4 years ago
The detective asked me to identify a body. The ALBINO died this morning, self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head!
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MS FEMINIST
4 years ago
I wrote a poem dedicated to my OVARIES! It goes:My eggs, my eggs, he begs to be the father of my eggs! My eggs, my eggs, he swims in between my legs!
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Alan Cummings
4 years ago
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
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Alan Cummings
4 years ago
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
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Alan Cummings
4 years ago
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
For my wedding anniversary present, my wife st up an appointment for me to get a PENILE IMPLANT! Ouch! My pride!
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Jean Landry
4 years ago
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into an assistant living facility. They were put in charge of my money. Then one day they said my money was all gone! How could that be?! Where did it go?!
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson. Just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger.
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson! I hope you're not spending too much cash, since you've owed me money for so long. Don't make an enemy of me.
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson! My records show that you owe me money! Probably just slipped your mind, thought I'd just jog your memory.
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson! A little birdie told me that you were in town! I'll be sending my ARMED collection department to you to talk about the money you owe me!
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
I'm a patient man, Mr. Johnson, but I'm also a businessman. You owe me money. Think about it.
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
I'm not a charity, Mr. Johnson, I'm a businessman. You should of paid up while you had the chance!
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
Mr. Johnson! I hear you bought a car and you owe me money! Consider the safety of your family and friends!
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
4 years ago
A man of honor pays his debts, Mr. Johnson. You left me no choice but to treat you with the same lack of respect you've shown me!
My daughter is such a F-U-C-K-I-N-G pig! She's 16, wears size 6XL panties and her actual Christmas holiday is FAT TUESDAY!
When the order to OBANDO ship was given, an annoying alarm went off, purple dilldos popped out from the deck, and a white substance started spewing from the dilldos!
Enjoy paying 10 dollars a gallon for gas. America is going commie! HA!
My classic Aston Martin went for 2 million bucks! Not even for SIXTH WIFE SOLD FOR THAT MUCH!
It's the JESUS H CHRIST show!
The detective asked me to identify a body. The ALBINO died this morning, self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head!
I wrote a poem dedicated to my OVARIES! It goes:My eggs, my eggs, he begs to be the father of my eggs! My eggs, my eggs, he swims in between my legs!
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
For my wedding anniversary present, my wife st up an appointment for me to get a PENILE IMPLANT! Ouch! My pride!
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into an assistant living facility. They were put in charge of my money. Then one day they said my money was all gone! How could that be?! Where did it go?!
Mr. Johnson. Just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger.
Mr. Johnson! I hope you're not spending too much cash, since you've owed me money for so long. Don't make an enemy of me.
Mr. Johnson! My records show that you owe me money! Probably just slipped your mind, thought I'd just jog your memory.
Mr. Johnson! A little birdie told me that you were in town! I'll be sending my ARMED collection department to you to talk about the money you owe me!
I'm a patient man, Mr. Johnson, but I'm also a businessman. You owe me money. Think about it.
I'm not a charity, Mr. Johnson, I'm a businessman. You should of paid up while you had the chance!
Mr. Johnson! I hear you bought a car and you owe me money! Consider the safety of your family and friends!
A man of honor pays his debts, Mr. Johnson. You left me no choice but to treat you with the same lack of respect you've shown me!