Good news! My soon to be turned-out street trash sister is only sucking one greaseball Mexicans di¢k!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs! IT WAS ME! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS! Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my bare hands!
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Domingo
4 years ago
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
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WIFE
4 years ago
I found my husband's DONKEY PORN magazines! I shredded up those obscene, smut magazines. I'm thinking about getting my husband therapy! Who could get turned on by DONKEY PORN?! Pretty sick stuff!
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Toreno
4 years ago
I'm gonna be home in time for a baloney sandwich and a BLOW JOB!
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DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago
There's a lot of BLACK PEOPLE In AFRICA.
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DID YOU KNOW
4 years ago
GOLF spelled backwards is FLOG.
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Mr Webber
4 years ago
I always cry. I don't know why that is. I always cry, guess I like to see LITTLE BOYS happy. It's so lovely. Don't you think?
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SID
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I've had this urge for a while. I always wanted to take this broke, sharp record piece and drag it across my throat! This is is it! I'm doing it! AAAARGH!
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VING
4 years ago
I use to be a police officer. I use to deliver flags to the families of fallen officers. In my mind I said it was better them than me! Am I an A$$ HOLE? You be the judge.
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
The only thing necessary for the triumph of CAPITALISM is for good men to do nothing!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
My son is so unpopular with women, he can't find a woman in a GYNECOLOGIST office!
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BOSS
4 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
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GUY
4 years ago
Someone injected a syringe into me! It contained the dreaded RETARDITIS disease! It's worse then COVID-19! RETARDITIS makes you forget the simplest hinge, and in the final stage instead of using real words, you just say DUH over and over! DUH, DUH, DUH! Uh-oh! I'm doomed! DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP! Wherever she goes, trouble follows!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife noticed how low our water bill was. That's because all the water I conserve on SHOWERS! I go a month with showers!
B
BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife sprays the couch cushion after I get up! What is she trying to say?!
B
BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife sprays every room I walk into because of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!
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Mysterion
4 years ago
***what time is it right now?
°°°401 rotations plus 21
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FATHER
4 years ago
I was driving smy scrotum sucking son and his bastard friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
Good news! My soon to be turned-out street trash sister is only sucking one greaseball Mexicans di¢k!
It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs! IT WAS ME! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS! Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my bare hands!
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
I found my husband's DONKEY PORN magazines! I shredded up those obscene, smut magazines. I'm thinking about getting my husband therapy! Who could get turned on by DONKEY PORN?! Pretty sick stuff!
I'm gonna be home in time for a baloney sandwich and a BLOW JOB!
There's a lot of BLACK PEOPLE In AFRICA.
GOLF spelled backwards is FLOG.
I always cry. I don't know why that is. I always cry, guess I like to see LITTLE BOYS happy. It's so lovely. Don't you think?
Hi, folks! I've had this urge for a while. I always wanted to take this broke, sharp record piece and drag it across my throat! This is is it! I'm doing it! AAAARGH!
I use to be a police officer. I use to deliver flags to the families of fallen officers. In my mind I said it was better them than me! Am I an A$$ HOLE? You be the judge.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of CAPITALISM is for good men to do nothing!
My son is so unpopular with women, he can't find a woman in a GYNECOLOGIST office!
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
Someone injected a syringe into me! It contained the dreaded RETARDITIS disease! It's worse then COVID-19! RETARDITIS makes you forget the simplest hinge, and in the final stage instead of using real words, you just say DUH over and over! DUH, DUH, DUH! Uh-oh! I'm doomed! DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH!
My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP! Wherever she goes, trouble follows!
My wife noticed how low our water bill was. That's because all the water I conserve on SHOWERS! I go a month with showers!
My wife sprays the couch cushion after I get up! What is she trying to say?!
My wife sprays every room I walk into because of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!
***what time is it right now? °°°401 rotations plus 21
I was driving smy scrotum sucking son and his bastard friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!