My brain farts never stop. I asked my ¢UNT son and his $HIT KICKING friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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FATHER
4 years ago
My brain is done, fried. My bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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EMBARRASSED
4 years ago
The COP/PIG that pulled me over knew I was drunk. He asked me if I knew what TIME it was. I said JUNE 16 2022! My neighbors started laughing! Then the COP/PIG asked me to count backwards from 10 to 0. I said, JUNE 16 2022, JUNE 15 2022, JUNE 14, 2022 and so on. Then the COP/PIG asked me if I'd been through high school! My neighbors couldn't stop laughing!!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! I went outside with my newborn baby to talk with my garbage man. My baby got to heavy so I put her down in the hopper of the garbage truck as it was getting full. We were so engrossed in our conversation the garbage man started the compactor! I can't find little Katie!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
ANNA NYSTROM, the sexy swedish furnish model was wearing skin tight yoga pants! When I saw her yoga pants all the way up her butt crack, I asked: Can I smell your butt?
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Anonymous
4 years ago
He is a very entertaining guy.
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
My neighbor thought she could sneak over and steal a tomato from my garden. There are now 85 PHASED ION-CANNONS targeting her house!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
My girlfriend, Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg drone! Her body is so curvy grafted in her Borg body armor. She's bald, pale, her 38D tits grafted in big breast mound body armor. Plus her assimilation tubules coming out of her first two left hand fingers as she assimilates her victims!
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El Burro of the Diablos
4 years ago
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless, I'm talking about RAPE GANGS, METH LABS PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD! What a ¢UNT!
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Rupert Anderson
4 years ago
My father was always jealous of these black farmers next to us, they had things a little better then us. The black farmers we're proud of this one horse in particular. Then one morning the horse wound up dead, water was poisoned. My father never admitted killing the horse, but I saw it in his eyes whenever I talked to him.
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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood! My white trash ho SHANNON and her beamer son ELIJAH won't talk to me! I have a panty waste son named KYREE from my ho SHANNON.
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GIMP
4 years ago
I go to complete strangers funerals and I videotape the casket burying part of the funeral.The strangers are creeped out. To make matters worse, I tell them I plan to put their family members funeral on DVD for myself so I can WHACK OFF in my bedroom! You should see how disturbed people get. I've done this to 30 families that I don't even know!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
I'm at the police station, under arrest! The COP/PIG told me I'm being charged with 140 counts of smelling women's asses! Then the COP/PIG asked if I knew how screws I am?
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SCI FI NERD
4 years ago
SLIDERS wasn't the same without John Rhys-Davies or Sabrina Lloyd. Bring them back!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! I wanted to hang a picture on my CATS FACE, a picture of me with Mittens, to show people how much I love my cat. I hammered a NAIL in Mittens HEAD! Mittens screamed loud and isn't moving! At least the picture looks nice on Mittens face!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpits, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart, I lost again! Why?!
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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
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SAD
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK! I'll de dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
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PHIL
4 years ago
I got drunk. I called Martinez an A$$ HOLE. I said I didn't trust him no more.
My brain farts never stop. I asked my ¢UNT son and his $HIT KICKING friend if they knew where the bathroom was in MY HOUSE! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My brain is done, fried. My bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
The COP/PIG that pulled me over knew I was drunk. He asked me if I knew what TIME it was. I said JUNE 16 2022! My neighbors started laughing! Then the COP/PIG asked me to count backwards from 10 to 0. I said, JUNE 16 2022, JUNE 15 2022, JUNE 14, 2022 and so on. Then the COP/PIG asked me if I'd been through high school! My neighbors couldn't stop laughing!!
I'm in trouble! I went outside with my newborn baby to talk with my garbage man. My baby got to heavy so I put her down in the hopper of the garbage truck as it was getting full. We were so engrossed in our conversation the garbage man started the compactor! I can't find little Katie!
ANNA NYSTROM, the sexy swedish furnish model was wearing skin tight yoga pants! When I saw her yoga pants all the way up her butt crack, I asked: Can I smell your butt?
He is a very entertaining guy.
My neighbor thought she could sneak over and steal a tomato from my garden. There are now 85 PHASED ION-CANNONS targeting her house!
My girlfriend, Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg drone! Her body is so curvy grafted in her Borg body armor. She's bald, pale, her 38D tits grafted in big breast mound body armor. Plus her assimilation tubules coming out of her first two left hand fingers as she assimilates her victims!
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless, I'm talking about RAPE GANGS, METH LABS PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD! What a ¢UNT!
My father was always jealous of these black farmers next to us, they had things a little better then us. The black farmers we're proud of this one horse in particular. Then one morning the horse wound up dead, water was poisoned. My father never admitted killing the horse, but I saw it in his eyes whenever I talked to him.
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood! My white trash ho SHANNON and her beamer son ELIJAH won't talk to me! I have a panty waste son named KYREE from my ho SHANNON.
I go to complete strangers funerals and I videotape the casket burying part of the funeral.The strangers are creeped out. To make matters worse, I tell them I plan to put their family members funeral on DVD for myself so I can WHACK OFF in my bedroom! You should see how disturbed people get. I've done this to 30 families that I don't even know!
I'm at the police station, under arrest! The COP/PIG told me I'm being charged with 140 counts of smelling women's asses! Then the COP/PIG asked if I knew how screws I am?
SLIDERS wasn't the same without John Rhys-Davies or Sabrina Lloyd. Bring them back!
I'm in trouble! I wanted to hang a picture on my CATS FACE, a picture of me with Mittens, to show people how much I love my cat. I hammered a NAIL in Mittens HEAD! Mittens screamed loud and isn't moving! At least the picture looks nice on Mittens face!
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpits, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart, I lost again! Why?!
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK! I'll de dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
I got drunk. I called Martinez an A$$ HOLE. I said I didn't trust him no more.