I love my job! I get to take people's money, seize their property! Last Christmas an elderly couple couldn't pay their taxes cause of COVID. So I evicted them on CHRISTMAS! They spent the holiday on the cold streets!
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Maurice Compte
4 years ago
My wife's yoga pants are always up her butt crack! What kind of underwear does she have on?!
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Duke
4 years ago
I told this sheriff, his girl is only his girl because----she hasn't had a taste of the duke yet.
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REGINOD
4 years ago
People laugh at me like I'm some kind of RETARD or something. I decided to rob the donut shop down the road where I lived. I ran into the donut shop with my machine pistol and told everyone to give me their money. I then noticed 30 cops in the donut shop. I got busted. I'm not that smart☹️☹️☹️
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I always wanted to spend the night in jail, so I asked the COP/PIG if he could arrested me. The COP/PIG told me to go home. I got angry when he wouldn't arrest me for no reason so I stomped on his box of donuts amd spilled his coffee! The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished! He finally arrested me!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I've been charged with 140 counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to children! Why, thats---936 years in prison. I better get started!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
Toilet can't flush my HORSE-SIZE feces, so I just crap in a bag and leave it on my neighbors porch! Let them deal with it!
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POPS
4 years ago
You punks are writing smut! Kids are reading these terrible comments you write! YOU STOP IT! Do it for the children. YOU DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
My wife having abs gets me HOT! I hump her hard in bed and lick her abs!
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DAN TULLIS JR
4 years ago
My son's 16th birthday party got out-of-control! The cops received a call about an INDECENT SEX ACT! What is this?!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
I caught the dreaded COVID! I thought my sexiness would protect me. My thighs are firm and tan, I got round firm but cheeks and I have a sexy smelling ass!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
When we got married, I told my wife, I can't see our wedding cake behind HER FAT ASS!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I'm thinking about expanding my DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm gonna distribute the magazines in my SON'S ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isnt doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, I'm getting use to her calling me WOP and DAGO!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
Every night I spend my time PEEPING through women's BATHROOM WINDOWS and burglarizing their PANTY DRAWERS!
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REX LINN
4 years ago
Hey diddle diddle. The cat played a fiddle. MY WIFE FU¢KED MY RETARD NEPHEW!!!
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Mysterion
4 years ago
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POLITICALLY CORRECT
4 years ago
When I date an Asian woman, I took her out to a C-H-I-N-E-S-E restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her out to a Mexican restaurant!
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GAME SHOW HOST
4 years ago
Today's categories are:
OW, THAT HURTS!
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME THERE
PLEASE LET ME DIE!
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KROMAGG DICKBAG
4 years ago
When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans used primitive F-18's to try to fight us. We destroyed thousands of them!
I love my job! I get to take people's money, seize their property! Last Christmas an elderly couple couldn't pay their taxes cause of COVID. So I evicted them on CHRISTMAS! They spent the holiday on the cold streets!
My wife's yoga pants are always up her butt crack! What kind of underwear does she have on?!
I told this sheriff, his girl is only his girl because----she hasn't had a taste of the duke yet.
People laugh at me like I'm some kind of RETARD or something. I decided to rob the donut shop down the road where I lived. I ran into the donut shop with my machine pistol and told everyone to give me their money. I then noticed 30 cops in the donut shop. I got busted. I'm not that smart☹️☹️☹️
I always wanted to spend the night in jail, so I asked the COP/PIG if he could arrested me. The COP/PIG told me to go home. I got angry when he wouldn't arrest me for no reason so I stomped on his box of donuts amd spilled his coffee! The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished! He finally arrested me!
I've been charged with 140 counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to children! Why, thats---936 years in prison. I better get started!
Toilet can't flush my HORSE-SIZE feces, so I just crap in a bag and leave it on my neighbors porch! Let them deal with it!
You punks are writing smut! Kids are reading these terrible comments you write! YOU STOP IT! Do it for the children. YOU DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
My wife having abs gets me HOT! I hump her hard in bed and lick her abs!
My son's 16th birthday party got out-of-control! The cops received a call about an INDECENT SEX ACT! What is this?!
I caught the dreaded COVID! I thought my sexiness would protect me. My thighs are firm and tan, I got round firm but cheeks and I have a sexy smelling ass!
When we got married, I told my wife, I can't see our wedding cake behind HER FAT ASS!
I'm thinking about expanding my DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm gonna distribute the magazines in my SON'S ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!
My new marriage isnt doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, I'm getting use to her calling me WOP and DAGO!
Every night I spend my time PEEPING through women's BATHROOM WINDOWS and burglarizing their PANTY DRAWERS!
Hey diddle diddle. The cat played a fiddle. MY WIFE FU¢KED MY RETARD NEPHEW!!!
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When I date an Asian woman, I took her out to a C-H-I-N-E-S-E restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her out to a Mexican restaurant!
Today's categories are: OW, THAT HURTS! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME THERE PLEASE LET ME DIE!
When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans used primitive F-18's to try to fight us. We destroyed thousands of them!