Bring Back Frank Fritz

I bumped into the guys who smelled my butt from my FLAMINGO days!☹️

Cops may wear uniforms, but what's inside of those uniforms isn't human at all! More like---VICIOUS ANIMAL THINGS!

I love being a Borg drone. My sexy, shapely body grafted in Borg body armor. I'm pale, bald, and they grafted sexy Borg abs on my stomach. I love overpowering my men victims. I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. My men victims gag and grab my ass as I inject nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs. I turn them into drones! My butt smells like cucumber melon!

Frank Fritz MAKE THE SHOW. The show is not the same without frank on it , If mike turn his back on his childhood friend tells you something about his character. Personally , i think mike was jealousy of frank because the attention he received on the show which was stilted towards mike.

The show isn't nearly the same without Frank. Making Dani a picker is ridiculous and Mike has no personality. I don't even watch the show anymore and I had watched it religiously for years.

I'm in trouble! Just for fun I wanted to slam my brothers head in the CAR DOORJAM! I did it over and over again. He's not breathing!

My name is a FU¢KING joke! E COLI?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️

My wife was found FACE DOWN in our pool. Better get the hook and fish her out!

As you know, today I swiped aunt Debbie's newest underwear, her sexy blue thong with flowers. Now I'm masturbating to a picture of aunt Debbie while holding her underwear in my other hand!

Today my Aunt Debbie was dressed sexy, tight light blue jean shorts. I opened up her shorts and saw she was wearing her brand new blue thong with flowers. When she goes for her shower I'm gonna confiscate her sexy undie and turn it into my newest baby bl*nkey!

I just opened up my Mexican restaurant! It's called SPIC-AND-SPAN!

Detective johnny is looking at a naked picture of Sara Underwood with a magnifying glass. (A man knocks on the door) JOHNNY: Who is it? (Man comes in) SNAKES: It's me, Snakes. I got the DONKEY PORN magazines. JOHNNY: Leave them on my doorstep and get the hell outta here! SNAKES: Alright, Johnny. What about my money? JOHNNY: What money? SNAKES: Acey said you had some dough for me. JOHNNY: Is that a fact? How much do I owe you? SNAKES: Acey said 10%. (JOHNNY isn't happy) JOHNNY: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more! SNAKES: What do you mean? JOHNNY: He's upstairs taking a bath in a tub of blood. (Snakes is frightened) JOHNNY: He'll call you when he gets out. (JOHNNY sees how scared Snakes is) JOHNNY:OY! I'll tell you what I'll give you Snakes. (JOHNNY gets up and pulled out a Tommy gun!) JOHNNY: I'm going to GIVE YOU til the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! SNAKES: Alright, Johnny, I'm sorry. JOHNNY: IM DOING IT! 1--2--10! (JOHNNY cheated!) (JOHNNY opens fire! Snakes goes flying against the door) (Johnny does a psychotic laugh as Snakes drops dead) (Johnny compromise firing his Tommy gun, johnny is having fun!) (Snakes body jumps as it gets rittled with bullets) (Johnny laughs like a maniac. Johnny stops firing. Johnny does a high pitched laugh) JOHNNY: Keep the change you filthy animal. I'm hungry. THE END Copyright ©MMXXII fun guy productions.

This incident is about Officer Rex Linn pulling over a dumbass drunk LINN: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over tonight? DRUNK: Hallelujah. LINN: Excuse me? DRUNK: Hallelujah. Hallelujah? LINN: Sir. Have you been drinking this evening? DRUNK: Hail Mary. LINN: Sir. Want to see your driver's licence. DRUNK: Hail Mary. Hail Mary! LINN: Sir. Your driver's license. DRUNK: Hail Mary. LINN: Not Hail Mary. DRUNK: Ok. What would you like? LINN: I don't want a hallelujah or a Hail Mary,I want to see your driver's license. DRUNK: Ok. LINN: Now. DRUNK: Hail Mary full of grace. LINN: I want your driver's license-- NOW! NOTE: The dumbass drunks licence was in his back pocket all the time! THE END Copyright©MMXXII boedeker productions.

(Senator Mendoza is having a party with his drug friends. Lots of guards protecting the building.) (Inside an orchestra playing music, a nice tall ice sculpture on the table. Mendoza taps his spoon on his glass.) MENDOZA: My friends! Tonight we unveil my most --diabolical creation. (A trap door opens up with a vile of liquid drugs. MENDOZA: S.W.A.K.! Ten times more addictive than marijuana! GUESTS: OOH! (Mendoza makes a toast) MENDOZA: To human misery! (The ice sculpture starts rumbling and shaking, the guests are spooked as ice sculpture cracks open) (Arms come out with a gun. McBane came out of ice sculpture, guests look worried!) MCBANE: ICE to see you. MENDOZA: MCBANE! (McBane gets his gun ready to fire, Mendoza guards get angry) (McBane wiped out the first set of guards) (McBane shot the guard by the punch bowl, guard drops dead in the punch bowl) (McBane shot the musicians, their instruments are riffled with bullets) (McBane shot a guest just eating cake) (McBane is out of bullets) MENDOZA: AH! MacBane. So glad you could make it. Have a salmon puff. MCBANE: All right. (McBane takes a bite out of the puff) (POOF) (The salmon puff was drugged, McBane gags and falls to the ground unconscious) (Senator Mendoza laughs evilly) THE END Copyright©MMXXII boedeker productions.

Commies are having a meeting in a skyscraper. MENDOZA: Well, then, let's move on to new business. "On the table is parts of the world where they ship their drugs and collect the money" MENDOZA: Have you taken care of McBane? OSAKA: You don't have to worry Senator Mendoza. By now our dear friend McBane, has met with a shall we say, unfortunate accident! "All six guys around the table laugh evilly" MENDOZA: Excellent. With McBane out of the way NOTHING can stop us! "Takes a deep breath" MENDOZA: Anymore new business? ≤table explodes≥ ≤Mcbane pops out≥ MCBANE: Only your deaths! (Mendoza is scared) MENDOZA: MCBANE!! (McBane gets his gun ready to fire, grunts as he turns around and opened fire on the people at the table) [Screaming as they get shot] (They shake as they get shot) (One guy uses his dying breathe to throw his gun to Mendoza, whose hiding under the table) MENDOZA: Ah! Hmm-hmm! (Grabs gun but McBane sees him, Mendoza drops the gun as McBane picks him up) (Mendoza screams as McBane tosses him out of the skyscraper) (Mendoza screams as he plunges 90 stories) MENDOZA: MCBANE!!!!!!! [Propane truck parked by the building] (Mendoza lands on the propane truck) (Explosion) MCBANE: Meeting adjourned. THE END Copyright©MMXXII boedeker productions

McBane is flying a UNICEF plane Five fighter jets intercept McBane (Alarms beeping) McBane: McBane to MI-6. Under attack by commie-nazis. (Commie-nazis jets have the swastika and hammer and sickle symbol) "Jets lock onto McBane" Nazi leader: FIRE! (Out of the five fighter jets, only the Nazi leader fires a missile, it shoots down McBane) McBane: They won't stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies! (McBane picks up the crate and tosses it out of the plane, parachute deploys) McBane: Go pennies! Help the puny children who need you! (McBane jumps out of his plane and dives for the Nazi leaders jet) "Nazi leader watches McBane come after him" (McBane lands on jet and smashes the windshield) Nazi leader: I SURRENDER! McBane: Not so fast! "Grabs Nazi leader, snaps his neck. Nazi leader gags and died. THE END! Copyright ©MMXXI boedeker productions.

I'm in trouble! I like to talk with my garbage man every week. Today we had a long conversation, so I put my newborn baby down in the hopper with all the trash. We were so engrossed in our conversation we didn't even look when the trash dude started up the compactor! I can't find little Katie!

The ALBINO ripped off one of my boats! Hes heading for the Irish bayou, the man who gets him stays alive. NOW MOVE YOU MOTHER---!

I created my own baseball team. I live in Cleveland, so I named my team THE CLEVELAND CLEAVAGE!

Katie, I bought you this sexy, nylon leopard thong! It's gonna look so hot going up your butt! See you at home! I love you!♥️