Bring Back Frank Fritz

My wife said she wants a job. I told her shes a woman, try to behave like one!

My nephew Mitchell has a cute butt! I live at 76 Breese street in Pennsylvania!

I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! I mean, AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm taking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---

Man! It's hot as FU¢K outside!

Bring frank back

Im so sexy! I charge guys money to smell the stool or chair where I just sat! My ass smells like cucumber melon and perfume!

Im so sexy, I charge guys money to smell the stool or chair where I just sat! My ass smells like cucumber melon and perfume!

Im so sexy, I charge guys money to smell the stool or chair where I just sat!! My ass smells like cucumber melon and perfume!

I'm a sexy Borg drone! Men volunteer to be assimilated by me. I hold men with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks! They jump and grab my ass. They rub my cute butt as I inject my nanoprobes into them. My butt smells like cucumber melon and perfume.

It was much better with Frank.It was nice that they had been friends their whole life.

My daughter, Anna, told me some story about my father being killed by a FU¢KING lizard! Thats a bull$hit psyche job! My father just had trouble with the casino! FU¢KING LIZARD!

I told my father, what killed his father changes color, like the chameleon. It uses the jungle.

My party didn't go so well. My wife use to be a Borg drone. When she got mad, she grabbed all our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them. Whos gonna come to my parties?! Who'd want Borg technology injected into them!

I have OVARIES! I've been MENSTRUATING all my life. Jim lives in Thailand!

I created my own sitcom! On my show my son plays the A$$ HOLE!!

I thought this was a free country! When I went to get my hunting license, I asked if I could HUNT HUMANS! They had me committed to a mental hospital!

This is a story about three deranged bandits! MAX: We were lucky to have survived that plane crash. Check the cargo wreckage, get my mother fu¢king STUFF! SOL: Max, I can't find Pete. What if he didn't survive the crash? SQUID: Your boyfriend's dead! ( MAX can't believe SQUID said that. SOL is angry and attacks SQUID !) MAX: No more pig$hit! SQUID : Take your hands off me! SOL: You made fun of Pete! MAX: Go get my STUFF! (Arguing continues MAX: What the fu¢k is this?! The three stooges! Now go get my mother fu¢kin' STUFF! THE END! Copyright ©MMXXII foul mouth productions!

I washed my yellow baby bl*nkey today, Aunt Debbie love using my bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works on her computer! As soon as bl*nkey got out of the dryer, Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey, put him on her stool, pulled her jean shorts down and sat on bl*nkey in her sexy blue thong with flowers. The fabric softener smell on bl*nkey was quickly replaced by aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell. Aunt Debbie's big shapely sexy butt forged bl*nkey!

Im sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!

My wife says the U.S. constitution gives her freedom! I yelled at her, no it does not! No one has freedom I my house unless I ALLOW IT!