At my carwash, I don't have COMPLIMENTARY COFFEE for you while you wait for your car. I have COMPLIMENTARY DONKEY PORN magazines!
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THE MASTER
4 years ago
I yelled at my wife, will you laugh when my hell is on Earth?
T
THE MASTER
4 years ago
When my wife disobeyed me, I just beat her! Then I told her, consider this A STAY OF EXECUTION, BIT¢H!!
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FAGETTI
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I'm on DEATH ROW eating my last meal, burger king. Im gonna get the electric chair. Ohh! I spilled my food! Today's just not my day☹️
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
4 years ago
People who support TRUMP need to come to terms with their DISABILITY!
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Michael Weigel
4 years ago
I smelled my sexy lady mail carriers ass. She said smelling the ass of a Postal service member is a FELONY!
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Grissom
4 years ago
My wife has commitment issues; she wears panties!
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Sakkath
4 years ago
I told my wife, her v-a-g-i-n-a is France and I'm coming to invade!
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BOSS
4 years ago
I caught my employees playing their PS5 at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Today Aunt Debbie wore skin tight beige jeans. Her butt was so roxk hard. Her jeans way up her butt crack. I opened up her jeams and saw she was wearing her new beige lace hipster thong! I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!
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Marsters
4 years ago
Somebody call the police! Some big guy is trying to bite a woman!
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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago
I graduated from Pittston area high school. I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. People ask me if I feel guilty about the innocent people I assimilated when I was a drone. I tell them GUILT IS IRRELEVANT!
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Bean Buck
4 years ago
I graduated from Pittston area high school. I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. People ask me if I feel guilty about the innocent people I assimilated when I was a drone. I tell them GUILT IS IRRELEVANT!
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Bean Buck
4 years ago
For our wedding anniversary, my boyfriend and I traversed the SULFUR LAGOON OF GARATH!!
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Daryl The Faggot
4 years ago
I have a bad temper. When my wife came home and saw the TV screen smashed in with a brick, she asked if the TV did something wrong!
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Charles
4 years ago
Pete and I were on our way to a date with some hot women, then our car broke down. I told Pete: Just do it, fix it! Those ¢UNTS aren't going to wait all night!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I did it again! I swiped another panty from Aunt Debbie! Today she wore her new pink lace hipster thong with her skin tight pink yoga pants! I couldn't help myself. I got so horny seeing Aunt Debbie's yoga pants WAY up her butt crack. I had to steal the thong she was wearing. Now-- I'm masturbating to a picture of Aunt Debbie's ass while holding the underwear I stole from her in my other hand. I can't stop getting horny!
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Little Mikey
4 years ago
I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, whats my superpower: BED WETTING?!!
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Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago
Good News! I finally got my PERIOD! Jim lives in Thailand.
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
On the ipetition for reguarding visiting senior citizens in assisted living facilities, I wrote how today I swiped another new panty of Aunt Debbie. It was her light purple, blue, and white panty. She wore it with her purple tie-dye skirt. I get so horny when she coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!
At my carwash, I don't have COMPLIMENTARY COFFEE for you while you wait for your car. I have COMPLIMENTARY DONKEY PORN magazines!
I yelled at my wife, will you laugh when my hell is on Earth?
When my wife disobeyed me, I just beat her! Then I told her, consider this A STAY OF EXECUTION, BIT¢H!!
Hi, folks! I'm on DEATH ROW eating my last meal, burger king. Im gonna get the electric chair. Ohh! I spilled my food! Today's just not my day☹️
People who support TRUMP need to come to terms with their DISABILITY!
I smelled my sexy lady mail carriers ass. She said smelling the ass of a Postal service member is a FELONY!
My wife has commitment issues; she wears panties!
I told my wife, her v-a-g-i-n-a is France and I'm coming to invade!
I caught my employees playing their PS5 at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP!
Today Aunt Debbie wore skin tight beige jeans. Her butt was so roxk hard. Her jeans way up her butt crack. I opened up her jeams and saw she was wearing her new beige lace hipster thong! I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!
Somebody call the police! Some big guy is trying to bite a woman!
I graduated from Pittston area high school. I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. People ask me if I feel guilty about the innocent people I assimilated when I was a drone. I tell them GUILT IS IRRELEVANT!
I graduated from Pittston area high school. I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. People ask me if I feel guilty about the innocent people I assimilated when I was a drone. I tell them GUILT IS IRRELEVANT!
For our wedding anniversary, my boyfriend and I traversed the SULFUR LAGOON OF GARATH!!
I have a bad temper. When my wife came home and saw the TV screen smashed in with a brick, she asked if the TV did something wrong!
Pete and I were on our way to a date with some hot women, then our car broke down. I told Pete: Just do it, fix it! Those ¢UNTS aren't going to wait all night!
I did it again! I swiped another panty from Aunt Debbie! Today she wore her new pink lace hipster thong with her skin tight pink yoga pants! I couldn't help myself. I got so horny seeing Aunt Debbie's yoga pants WAY up her butt crack. I had to steal the thong she was wearing. Now-- I'm masturbating to a picture of Aunt Debbie's ass while holding the underwear I stole from her in my other hand. I can't stop getting horny!
I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, whats my superpower: BED WETTING?!!
Good News! I finally got my PERIOD! Jim lives in Thailand.
On the ipetition for reguarding visiting senior citizens in assisted living facilities, I wrote how today I swiped another new panty of Aunt Debbie. It was her light purple, blue, and white panty. She wore it with her purple tie-dye skirt. I get so horny when she coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!