Hi, folks! I'm in the bathroom in my favorite Chinese restaurant. I ordered the poo-poo platter, I have to hurry up in here, the poo-poo is on its way. More ways than one!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
I'm never taking my wife to a Chinese restaurant ever again! When I ordered the poo-poo platter, she yelled, EWW!
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
3 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least FIVE fights per day!
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OSTEOTOMY
3 years ago
I've been GUTTED!
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Jim the Jew
3 years ago
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Mike is such a Jew
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Sandra Pierce
3 years ago
I'm a different kind of Borg drone! My assimilation tubules are in my V-A-G-I-N-A! I get men in bed with me, open up my V-A-G-I-N-A and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks! My. V-A-G-I-N-A shakes hard and gets so wet as I inject my nanoprobes into my men victims while I F-U-C-K them!
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Sandra Pierce
3 years ago
Show isn't the same without Frankie
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
After a Borg drone injected it's nanoprobes into KATIE SEARFOSS, Katie lost consciousness and the drone rested her assimilated body on the ground, her skin quickly turned pale. With Katie unable to fight back, I can smell her butt and do other things to her.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My Aunt Debbie snapped! She started her own ipetition to discuss her panties being swiped by that panty snatcher. It's called, DEBBIE BOEDEKER PANTY SNATCHING PETITION.
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GIMP
3 years ago
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
I found my wife with her HEAD IN THE STOVE. She had a note saying no funeral, on her back!
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SANTOS L HALPER
3 years ago
Katie Searfoss was right. When she was a Borg drone, her boobs were huge grafted in her Borg body armor. I licked her boobs as she assimilated me!
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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago
When the Borg assimilate women with big boobs, like me, they graft breast mounds onto their women victims, which means you can see our big boobs showing through our Borg body armor. I have 38D boobs!
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Katie Searfoss
3 years ago
My boyfriend loves the fact I still have Borg bio-chip implants in my thigh muscles, they give my thighs a sexy, rock hard shape!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Last night I used Aunt Debbie's purple lace push up bra as my baby bl*nkey! I was sucking my thumb as I held my hands on the cups of the bra. When I woke up, my hands were still on the cups of the bra!
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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago
I use to be a borg drone, I'm human again. But I still have borg technology in my sexy body. Nanoprobes in my bloodstream, a cortical node in my brain, assimilation tubules in my first two left hand fingers, bio-chips in my thigh muscles.
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JACK SCHIT
4 years ago
My name is a fu¢king joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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POPS
4 years ago
Somebody left a BURNING BAG on my porch. My wife told me not to put it out by stomping on it. She was right!
Now look here, I'm, Im---YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
Hi, folks! I'm in the bathroom in my favorite Chinese restaurant. I ordered the poo-poo platter, I have to hurry up in here, the poo-poo is on its way. More ways than one!
I'm never taking my wife to a Chinese restaurant ever again! When I ordered the poo-poo platter, she yelled, EWW!
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least FIVE fights per day!
I've been GUTTED!
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
Mike is such a Jew
I'm a different kind of Borg drone! My assimilation tubules are in my V-A-G-I-N-A! I get men in bed with me, open up my V-A-G-I-N-A and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks! My. V-A-G-I-N-A shakes hard and gets so wet as I inject my nanoprobes into my men victims while I F-U-C-K them!
Show isn't the same without Frankie
After a Borg drone injected it's nanoprobes into KATIE SEARFOSS, Katie lost consciousness and the drone rested her assimilated body on the ground, her skin quickly turned pale. With Katie unable to fight back, I can smell her butt and do other things to her.
My Aunt Debbie snapped! She started her own ipetition to discuss her panties being swiped by that panty snatcher. It's called, DEBBIE BOEDEKER PANTY SNATCHING PETITION.
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I found my wife with her HEAD IN THE STOVE. She had a note saying no funeral, on her back!
Katie Searfoss was right. When she was a Borg drone, her boobs were huge grafted in her Borg body armor. I licked her boobs as she assimilated me!
When the Borg assimilate women with big boobs, like me, they graft breast mounds onto their women victims, which means you can see our big boobs showing through our Borg body armor. I have 38D boobs!
My boyfriend loves the fact I still have Borg bio-chip implants in my thigh muscles, they give my thighs a sexy, rock hard shape!
Last night I used Aunt Debbie's purple lace push up bra as my baby bl*nkey! I was sucking my thumb as I held my hands on the cups of the bra. When I woke up, my hands were still on the cups of the bra!
I use to be a borg drone, I'm human again. But I still have borg technology in my sexy body. Nanoprobes in my bloodstream, a cortical node in my brain, assimilation tubules in my first two left hand fingers, bio-chips in my thigh muscles.
My name is a fu¢king joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
Somebody left a BURNING BAG on my porch. My wife told me not to put it out by stomping on it. She was right!