Am I gay? Every night I dream about sucking on fat, hairy, ¢o¢k! I like to stick it up guys asses!
H
HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
Lisa Kramer, so hot! Wanna touch the hiney! (Howels like a wolf)
L
LESZEK
4 years ago
My wife is grossed out by my DONKEY PORN magazine's I print. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals, so they can get a BONER!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect. Then I said, GET THE HELL OUT IN FRONT AND MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL!
J
Jolene Pushog
4 years ago
My husband is wondering about the WHITE SUBSTANCE on my panties!
G
GAME SHOW HOST
4 years ago
Today's categories are---
OW, THAT HURTS!
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME THERE?
PLEASE LET ME DIE!
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Holly Madison
4 years ago
I have an obsession with YETIS! I dream about my ass being sn*ffed by YETIS! FU¢KIN' YETIS!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss said it's not true the 2020 election was stolen. Then I said, it is true, you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect. Then I said, would you SHUT THE FU¢K UP!
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
I can't even do addition. I ripped up my math test! FINITO! NO MORE!
L
Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
I had it with my boyfriend disobeying me! I used my assimilation tubules in my left hand to inject my nanoprobes into his LEFT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE! The nanoprobes created an implant, one he couldn't resist. Now he just sits there, drooling!
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called:
Taste
In
Television
Services
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SAD
4 years ago
DAVID WARNER DIED! It won't be the same without him!
R
RUDE
4 years ago
F
U
C
K
I
N
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N
I
G
G
E
R
S
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P
Packy
4 years ago
Frank is the show!!!! I'm a di¢kless queer!
P
Packy
4 years ago
Frank is the show!!!! I'm a di¢kless queer!
P
Packy
4 years ago
Frank is the show!!!!
J
JOKE MAN
4 years ago
I thought a box of CRACKER JACKS had a WHITE man name Jack inside!
S
SEX ED
4 years ago
On my wife's body, I'll take this pointer and trace the path of the ovum through the fallopian tubes, where the uterine lining is flushed through the
V-A-G-I-N-A
R
Rhys Davies
4 years ago
When my friend and I play chess, I get the white pieces, CA I'm white, and my friend gets black, cause he's black. That's not racist.
Am I gay? Every night I dream about sucking on fat, hairy, ¢o¢k! I like to stick it up guys asses!
Lisa Kramer, so hot! Wanna touch the hiney! (Howels like a wolf)
My wife is grossed out by my DONKEY PORN magazine's I print. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals, so they can get a BONER!
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect. Then I said, GET THE HELL OUT IN FRONT AND MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL!
My husband is wondering about the WHITE SUBSTANCE on my panties!
Today's categories are--- OW, THAT HURTS! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME THERE? PLEASE LET ME DIE!
I have an obsession with YETIS! I dream about my ass being sn*ffed by YETIS! FU¢KIN' YETIS!
My boss said it's not true the 2020 election was stolen. Then I said, it is true, you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE!
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect. Then I said, would you SHUT THE FU¢K UP!
I can't even do addition. I ripped up my math test! FINITO! NO MORE!
I had it with my boyfriend disobeying me! I used my assimilation tubules in my left hand to inject my nanoprobes into his LEFT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE! The nanoprobes created an implant, one he couldn't resist. Now he just sits there, drooling!
I created my own television network! It's called: Taste In Television Services
DAVID WARNER DIED! It won't be the same without him!
F U C K I N ' N I G G E R S !
Frank is the show!!!! I'm a di¢kless queer!
Frank is the show!!!! I'm a di¢kless queer!
Frank is the show!!!!
I thought a box of CRACKER JACKS had a WHITE man name Jack inside!
On my wife's body, I'll take this pointer and trace the path of the ovum through the fallopian tubes, where the uterine lining is flushed through the V-A-G-I-N-A
When my friend and I play chess, I get the white pieces, CA I'm white, and my friend gets black, cause he's black. That's not racist.