My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!
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John Jacob Astor
3 years ago
My wife really is cruel. She put a razor blade in my food, I swallowed it, and it's caught in my throat! I'm coughing up blood!
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COMEDY
3 years ago
We now return to Gilligan's island.
MARYANN: My entire lingerie collection is missing!
THE SKIPPER: Somebody stole those panties.
(Canned laughter)
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Fekkish
3 years ago
My wife says I'm more like a dog. I crap outside, I smell sexy women's asses!
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SAD
3 years ago
My boss was holding a pot of coffee and asked if I wanted a cup. I just smacked the pot out of his hand, it smashed all over. Today I get my first unemployment check!☹️
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Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! It was me! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS! Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my own bare hands!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
My boss said, his skin was feeling rough. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way my boss's MOTHER likes it!
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Quinn Quinn
3 years ago
My daughter's birthday party was a flop! First, I spilled the chocolate cake on the couch. Second, a quest in a white dress didn't see the cake on the couch and sat on it, her ass was all brown from the cake. Third, my wife gave a blowjob to the clown!
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DICK FACE
3 years ago
I told my wife, the thought of her carrying my child DISGUSTS ME!
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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago
Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg. I asked her to show me her assimilation tubules. She made her left hand in a fist and her assimilation tubules came out of her first two fingers. Her Borg abs are hot. Must lick!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
Katie Searfoss is wearing her sexy pink lace thong! I asked Katie to assimilate me. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass. I got so horny being assimilated by Katie Searfoss in her pink lace thong!
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SAD
3 years ago
As you know, the Borg assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. I found the assimilation chamber where they took her. On the ground I found her pink bra and hot pink thong! They took off her underwear before grafting her body in Borg body armor.
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OWNER
3 years ago
Today when I closed my restaurant, I yelled: Now all you N-I-G-G-E-R-S and N-I-G-G-E-R lovers, can go home!
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Saul Badman
3 years ago
I have to get my scumbag client to tell the cops where he's got the family stashed.
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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago
I gave my wife candy and flowers. I'm trying to get in her PANTIES!
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GIMP
3 years ago
When I go to the theater, I do things differently. I buy the ticket when the movie is almost over. When I sit down to watch the movie, I can't figure out what it's about! It's so almost over.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the retard boy from next door, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the striper, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!
I call my wife's girlfriends the 3 ¢unts!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!
My wife really is cruel. She put a razor blade in my food, I swallowed it, and it's caught in my throat! I'm coughing up blood!
We now return to Gilligan's island. MARYANN: My entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: Somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)
My wife says I'm more like a dog. I crap outside, I smell sexy women's asses!
My boss was holding a pot of coffee and asked if I wanted a cup. I just smacked the pot out of his hand, it smashed all over. Today I get my first unemployment check!☹️
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! It was me! I KILLED THE DINOSAURS! Ran them down with my truck! NO! I killed them with my own bare hands!
My boss said, his skin was feeling rough. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way my boss's MOTHER likes it!
My daughter's birthday party was a flop! First, I spilled the chocolate cake on the couch. Second, a quest in a white dress didn't see the cake on the couch and sat on it, her ass was all brown from the cake. Third, my wife gave a blowjob to the clown!
I told my wife, the thought of her carrying my child DISGUSTS ME!
Katie Searfoss is a sexy Borg. I asked her to show me her assimilation tubules. She made her left hand in a fist and her assimilation tubules came out of her first two fingers. Her Borg abs are hot. Must lick!
Katie Searfoss is wearing her sexy pink lace thong! I asked Katie to assimilate me. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass. I got so horny being assimilated by Katie Searfoss in her pink lace thong!
As you know, the Borg assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. I found the assimilation chamber where they took her. On the ground I found her pink bra and hot pink thong! They took off her underwear before grafting her body in Borg body armor.
Today when I closed my restaurant, I yelled: Now all you N-I-G-G-E-R-S and N-I-G-G-E-R lovers, can go home!
I have to get my scumbag client to tell the cops where he's got the family stashed.
I gave my wife candy and flowers. I'm trying to get in her PANTIES!
When I go to the theater, I do things differently. I buy the ticket when the movie is almost over. When I sit down to watch the movie, I can't figure out what it's about! It's so almost over.
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the retard boy from next door, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here.
When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the striper, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!