My boss said I had to work a double shift! So I said: Look, you POMPOUS ASS H0LE! I got a date tonight with a hot blonde with huge TITS!
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AUNT PAULET
2 years ago
Tommy! Tommy! What you coming back here for? I want to tell you, we want to see NO MORE OF YOU.
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Simba
2 years ago
When I play GTA: ICE CITY, I dont stay at Tommy/Diaz mansion. Although I won all three stadium races and the trophies are on the set in the sitting room, I stay at the EL SWANKO CASA place. It's nie and modest. Tommy/Diaz mansion isnt for me. Pools, and a hedge maze. I', modest.
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Little Mikey
2 years ago
When I play GTA: ICE CITY, I stay at the HYMAN CONDO. I dont need that fany Diaz mansion that you steal. I'm perfetly happy with the helipad on the condo with the weapons if you collect the hidden packages. Diaz mansion with the pools, hedge maze. I'm not greedy. EL SWANKO CASA is another place good enoug for me as well. Diaz mansion is too muxh. HYMAN CONDO and EL SWANKO CASA are modest. I'm not selfish. DIAZ mansion, huh!
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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago
My ASS H0LE son and C0Ck SUCKING friend make fun of my brain farts, I cant think that fast. They asked me to name something that comes with a SUMMER STORM. I said: SNOW. Little bastards couldnt stop laughing!
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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago
My ASS H0LE son and C0CK SUCKING friend make fun of my brain farts, I cant think that fast. They asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said: ALLIGATOR. Little bastards couldnt stop laughing!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
When TOMMY bought my PRINT WORKS, he wanted to print a newspaper or magazine. I shot his idea down quick as CRAP, LOW-GRADE CRAP!
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Little Tommy
2 years ago
When I play GTA, The one with Tommy and Lance, I don't stay in the DIAZ mansion after Tommy and Lance steal it from DIAZ, I stay at the EL SWANKO CASA mansion. I don't need that big fancy mansion with pools and the hedge maze. EL SWANKO CASA is modest and good enough for me. I record my progress at that EL SWANKO CASA place all the time. Although it gets annoying going back and forth. Yeah.
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CATALINA
2 years ago
I know it's you, you STINKIN' PERRO!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
When my teacher FAILED me, I settled the score by sleeping with her husband. During sex, I called my teacher and made her listen! After she said hello, I breathed really hard, and told her husband, FASTER, HARDER, DEEPER! Oh, yes, yes, YES! Some people say I'm sick in the head.
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LARRY FLEINHARDT
2 years ago
Why is it we remember the PAST and not the FUTURE?!
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GAME NERD
2 years ago
Today I got 100% completion in GTA: SAN ANDREAS! Now there's a HYDRA on Sweets house and a TANK under the bridge. You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
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Lauren Fabrizio
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I took my kids to see it in the theaters. But when they showed that OBSCENE moment of the kid dropping and spilling the milk, I said: THAT'S IT FILM IS DONE! Then I took my kids home. I wrote the writers of that SMUT that, the milk spilling scene is UNACCEPTABLE and they showed feel ASHAMED!
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PICARDO
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I was horrified by the milk spilling scene when i saw it for the 1st time. I was about to but my supper on my table, then the kid in BIG DADDY dropped and spilled the whole thing of milk! I was so shocked about what was happening in a suck-ass film, I dropped my supper! I made a big mess. Broken plate, spaghetti sauce on the floor. That didn't matter. The boy in BIG DADDY spilling the milk matter more than real life. My wife says I need therapy. Let her watch the milk spilling scene in BIG DADDY. Let's see how tough she'll be after that! HA!
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Mac
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When I saw for the 1st time, the little boy spilling the milk across the floor, I held my mouth open in shock. I was eating, but the milk spilling scene was too scary, m mouth was open with food still in it. I couldn't finish my meal after the killed dropped the milk. Scariest scene in films!
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SAD
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When I saw that big container of milk being dropped, hitting the ground, and spilling, I felt like THROWING UP!
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JUDD HIRSCH
2 years ago
Remember the Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I was horrified to see that priceless and irreplaceable milk being dropped and wasted by that C0CK SUCKING kid. Hearing the jug of milk bang off the table and ground, the milk oozing on the floor, and then the huge pool of milk that spread from the spill. To this day, I still think about the milk on the ground that no one got to enjoy. Excuse me, I need to be alone. Sad!
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Paul Sanka
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When that scrawny kid couldn't hold the thing of milk and dropped it, I had to put my hand on my sons eyes so he couldn't see the milk spewing on the floor into a huge puddle. My son asked if the milk was okay. NO MORE BIG DADDY!
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Sakkath
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When Julian spilled the milk on the floor, I took my kids out of the theater! The sound of that milk carton hitting the floor was too SCARY, plus the sound of the milk spewing on the floor spreading all out! TOO SCARY for my kids. P.U.!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? The boy, Julian couldn't lift up the thing of milk and SPLAT--landed on the floor, big puddle of milk spewed on the floor. That was good milk wasted, they didn't try to mop it up off the floor to use for cereal or something. Adam Sandler character needed to go shopping, to get another big jug of milk. Assuming the kid doesn't drop that one, too.
My boss said I had to work a double shift! So I said: Look, you POMPOUS ASS H0LE! I got a date tonight with a hot blonde with huge TITS!
Tommy! Tommy! What you coming back here for? I want to tell you, we want to see NO MORE OF YOU.
When I play GTA: ICE CITY, I dont stay at Tommy/Diaz mansion. Although I won all three stadium races and the trophies are on the set in the sitting room, I stay at the EL SWANKO CASA place. It's nie and modest. Tommy/Diaz mansion isnt for me. Pools, and a hedge maze. I', modest.
When I play GTA: ICE CITY, I stay at the HYMAN CONDO. I dont need that fany Diaz mansion that you steal. I'm perfetly happy with the helipad on the condo with the weapons if you collect the hidden packages. Diaz mansion with the pools, hedge maze. I'm not greedy. EL SWANKO CASA is another place good enoug for me as well. Diaz mansion is too muxh. HYMAN CONDO and EL SWANKO CASA are modest. I'm not selfish. DIAZ mansion, huh!
My ASS H0LE son and C0Ck SUCKING friend make fun of my brain farts, I cant think that fast. They asked me to name something that comes with a SUMMER STORM. I said: SNOW. Little bastards couldnt stop laughing!
My ASS H0LE son and C0CK SUCKING friend make fun of my brain farts, I cant think that fast. They asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said: ALLIGATOR. Little bastards couldnt stop laughing!
When TOMMY bought my PRINT WORKS, he wanted to print a newspaper or magazine. I shot his idea down quick as CRAP, LOW-GRADE CRAP!
When I play GTA, The one with Tommy and Lance, I don't stay in the DIAZ mansion after Tommy and Lance steal it from DIAZ, I stay at the EL SWANKO CASA mansion. I don't need that big fancy mansion with pools and the hedge maze. EL SWANKO CASA is modest and good enough for me. I record my progress at that EL SWANKO CASA place all the time. Although it gets annoying going back and forth. Yeah.
I know it's you, you STINKIN' PERRO!
When my teacher FAILED me, I settled the score by sleeping with her husband. During sex, I called my teacher and made her listen! After she said hello, I breathed really hard, and told her husband, FASTER, HARDER, DEEPER! Oh, yes, yes, YES! Some people say I'm sick in the head.
Why is it we remember the PAST and not the FUTURE?!
Today I got 100% completion in GTA: SAN ANDREAS! Now there's a HYDRA on Sweets house and a TANK under the bridge. You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I took my kids to see it in the theaters. But when they showed that OBSCENE moment of the kid dropping and spilling the milk, I said: THAT'S IT FILM IS DONE! Then I took my kids home. I wrote the writers of that SMUT that, the milk spilling scene is UNACCEPTABLE and they showed feel ASHAMED!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I was horrified by the milk spilling scene when i saw it for the 1st time. I was about to but my supper on my table, then the kid in BIG DADDY dropped and spilled the whole thing of milk! I was so shocked about what was happening in a suck-ass film, I dropped my supper! I made a big mess. Broken plate, spaghetti sauce on the floor. That didn't matter. The boy in BIG DADDY spilling the milk matter more than real life. My wife says I need therapy. Let her watch the milk spilling scene in BIG DADDY. Let's see how tough she'll be after that! HA!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When I saw for the 1st time, the little boy spilling the milk across the floor, I held my mouth open in shock. I was eating, but the milk spilling scene was too scary, m mouth was open with food still in it. I couldn't finish my meal after the killed dropped the milk. Scariest scene in films!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When I saw that big container of milk being dropped, hitting the ground, and spilling, I felt like THROWING UP!
Remember the Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I was horrified to see that priceless and irreplaceable milk being dropped and wasted by that C0CK SUCKING kid. Hearing the jug of milk bang off the table and ground, the milk oozing on the floor, and then the huge pool of milk that spread from the spill. To this day, I still think about the milk on the ground that no one got to enjoy. Excuse me, I need to be alone. Sad!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When that scrawny kid couldn't hold the thing of milk and dropped it, I had to put my hand on my sons eyes so he couldn't see the milk spewing on the floor into a huge puddle. My son asked if the milk was okay. NO MORE BIG DADDY!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? When Julian spilled the milk on the floor, I took my kids out of the theater! The sound of that milk carton hitting the floor was too SCARY, plus the sound of the milk spewing on the floor spreading all out! TOO SCARY for my kids. P.U.!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? The boy, Julian couldn't lift up the thing of milk and SPLAT--landed on the floor, big puddle of milk spewed on the floor. That was good milk wasted, they didn't try to mop it up off the floor to use for cereal or something. Adam Sandler character needed to go shopping, to get another big jug of milk. Assuming the kid doesn't drop that one, too.