Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I laugh at that PU$$Y kid who couldn't hold that thing of milk. Little PU$$Y dropped it, made a huge pool of milk on the floor. Good luck getting a girlfriend, you weak little PU$$Y! I get off on making fun of weak children!
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Ginny
2 years ago
MY husband laughs at the stupidest scenes in films. Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY, that little boy couldn't lift that thing of milk and dropped it; made a huge mess on the floor, a pool of milk on the floor. My Jackass husband couldn't stop laughing at that little boy. Yeah.
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WIFE
2 years ago
My husband watched the Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY. After witnessing the kid in the film spilling the milk and that huge puddle on the floor, he's been doing that to our milk. I buy new things of milk, but they dont last for 5 minutes, He goes bananas and just smashes the milk cartons all on the floor. I need to call a therapist!
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Kenny
2 years ago
My son and I watched the Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY. We saw the scene where the little boyouldn't hold the thing of milk and spilled it; he made a huge puddle of milk on the floor. I told my son, you spill our milk and die!
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TJ LYNOTT
2 years ago
Lets talk about the scene in BIG DADDY where that ASS H0LE kid wasted that priceless milk! If I were the parent in that film, I would of SLAMMED that kids head off A WALL for wasting that irreplaceable milk. The milk that he spilled on the ground is worth more than that SCHIT KICKER kids life!
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FATHER
2 years ago
My BASTARD son likes to reenact the scene from that Adam Sandler BIG DADDY film where that kid spills the milk on the floor. My son must of done it 30 times this month alone, purposely dropping the thing of milk, causing a big puddle of milk to spread on the floor. Little C0CK SUCKER thinks its funny making me see a huge puddle of milk across the kitchen floor. A shame, the milk looked tasty.
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POLITICO PLUS
2 years ago
Forget securing the border. America's #1 threat is that little F**KER in BIG DADDY dropping the thing of milk that was too big for him to hold and making a huge mess on the floor! That little FAGG0T kid created a pool of milk on the floor cause he couldn't hold the thing of milk. Plus you guys forgot to mention, before dropping the thing of milk, he dropped it on his bowl of cereal, creating an addition mess. THAT is our # 1 national security problem.
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McFadden McFaggot
2 years ago
I read that GIMP comment about that kid spilling the milk in BIG DADDY. Grow a pair, will you! If that SCR0TUM sucking kid dropped and spilled my irreplaceable milk, I'd of snapped his balls off!
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GIMP
2 years ago
I can't watch that Adam Sandler film BIG DADDY! When that kid dropped and spilled the milk, I blocked my ears and shut my eyes! The sound of the milk container hitting the table and falling and the ground, plus the milk spilling on the ground! TOO SCARY!!! Plus, the size of the milk puddle on the floor, TOO SCARY!!! That punk kid wasted all that priceless milk that ant be replaced. TOO SCARY of a film. No more BIG DADDY!
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Little Mikey
2 years ago
I play GTA: San Andreas. When CJ and SWEET get into a big fight, I either hide out in the woods or that farm you can buy near the truth weed farm. SWEET cant find me!
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Little Tommy
2 years ago
As you know, When I play GTA: San Andreas, I just stay at Truths weed farm, where itss safe. Los Santos is TOO SCARY, The Ballas and other gangs trying to get me. I bought the farm next to truths weed farm. I'm happy there, no gangs, no missions to do. Nice and peaceful, no people to bother me. Wish I could do that in real life.
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Little Tommy
2 years ago
In GTA: SAN ANDREAS, when the people of Los Santos start Rioting after the riot mission, I just stay out at the truths weed farm! It's so safe and quiet. I get TOO SCARED of the cities in the game. I just putz around the truth's weed farm all day. I still don't know how the game ends.
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GUY
2 years ago
Restaurant I go to calls me EL CHEAPO. I walk to the Restaurant just to order HOT WATER! I always get dirty looks from Restaurant people.
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LESZEK
2 years ago
When my girlfriend comes to my house to play GTA 5, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey on her game chair as a cushion. I make my bl@nkey into a square shape and get him ready for her ass. I ask my girlfriend to wear a thong with her skin tight yoga pants. She sits down, not knowing its my personal baby bl@nkey she's using as a cushion. I cant focus on the game, knowing her sexy, shapely butt is forging my bl@nkey with her firm butt cheeks and sexy butt sm*ll. In bed, I suck my thumb and snuggle with my bl@nkey after being sat on by her butt in yoga pants up her butt crack.
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LEECOW
2 years ago
My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head.
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GIMP
2 years ago
I cant watch the Enterprise crash scene in Star Trek: Generations. When Riker yells: ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT! I shut it off. TOO SCARY!
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BAD ASS
2 years ago
My neighbor said, he doesn't want my daughter hanging around his son! So, I said: She's probably just lending him her PANTIES!
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LESZEK
2 years ago
I wanted my PENIS to look like a SNAKE'S TONGUE, so I had it laser'd. The end of my PENIS is split in half. I still don't feel good!
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GIMP
2 years ago
The JOHNNY BE GONE episode of M*RRIED WITH CH*LDREN is too scary! When Marcy tripped on the laundry basket and spilled her fish on her dress, I couldn't stop shaking and closed my eye! NO MORE of that episode.
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GIMP
2 years ago
The scariest scene in GOLDFINGER was when bond ejected the guy in the passenger seat. Seeing bond push the red button still frightens me. NO MORE GOLDFINGER!
Remember that Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY? I laugh at that PU$$Y kid who couldn't hold that thing of milk. Little PU$$Y dropped it, made a huge pool of milk on the floor. Good luck getting a girlfriend, you weak little PU$$Y! I get off on making fun of weak children!
MY husband laughs at the stupidest scenes in films. Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY, that little boy couldn't lift that thing of milk and dropped it; made a huge mess on the floor, a pool of milk on the floor. My Jackass husband couldn't stop laughing at that little boy. Yeah.
My husband watched the Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY. After witnessing the kid in the film spilling the milk and that huge puddle on the floor, he's been doing that to our milk. I buy new things of milk, but they dont last for 5 minutes, He goes bananas and just smashes the milk cartons all on the floor. I need to call a therapist!
My son and I watched the Adam Sandler film, BIG DADDY. We saw the scene where the little boyouldn't hold the thing of milk and spilled it; he made a huge puddle of milk on the floor. I told my son, you spill our milk and die!
Lets talk about the scene in BIG DADDY where that ASS H0LE kid wasted that priceless milk! If I were the parent in that film, I would of SLAMMED that kids head off A WALL for wasting that irreplaceable milk. The milk that he spilled on the ground is worth more than that SCHIT KICKER kids life!
My BASTARD son likes to reenact the scene from that Adam Sandler BIG DADDY film where that kid spills the milk on the floor. My son must of done it 30 times this month alone, purposely dropping the thing of milk, causing a big puddle of milk to spread on the floor. Little C0CK SUCKER thinks its funny making me see a huge puddle of milk across the kitchen floor. A shame, the milk looked tasty.
Forget securing the border. America's #1 threat is that little F**KER in BIG DADDY dropping the thing of milk that was too big for him to hold and making a huge mess on the floor! That little FAGG0T kid created a pool of milk on the floor cause he couldn't hold the thing of milk. Plus you guys forgot to mention, before dropping the thing of milk, he dropped it on his bowl of cereal, creating an addition mess. THAT is our # 1 national security problem.
I read that GIMP comment about that kid spilling the milk in BIG DADDY. Grow a pair, will you! If that SCR0TUM sucking kid dropped and spilled my irreplaceable milk, I'd of snapped his balls off!
I can't watch that Adam Sandler film BIG DADDY! When that kid dropped and spilled the milk, I blocked my ears and shut my eyes! The sound of the milk container hitting the table and falling and the ground, plus the milk spilling on the ground! TOO SCARY!!! Plus, the size of the milk puddle on the floor, TOO SCARY!!! That punk kid wasted all that priceless milk that ant be replaced. TOO SCARY of a film. No more BIG DADDY!
I play GTA: San Andreas. When CJ and SWEET get into a big fight, I either hide out in the woods or that farm you can buy near the truth weed farm. SWEET cant find me!
As you know, When I play GTA: San Andreas, I just stay at Truths weed farm, where itss safe. Los Santos is TOO SCARY, The Ballas and other gangs trying to get me. I bought the farm next to truths weed farm. I'm happy there, no gangs, no missions to do. Nice and peaceful, no people to bother me. Wish I could do that in real life.
In GTA: SAN ANDREAS, when the people of Los Santos start Rioting after the riot mission, I just stay out at the truths weed farm! It's so safe and quiet. I get TOO SCARED of the cities in the game. I just putz around the truth's weed farm all day. I still don't know how the game ends.
Restaurant I go to calls me EL CHEAPO. I walk to the Restaurant just to order HOT WATER! I always get dirty looks from Restaurant people.
When my girlfriend comes to my house to play GTA 5, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl@nkey on her game chair as a cushion. I make my bl@nkey into a square shape and get him ready for her ass. I ask my girlfriend to wear a thong with her skin tight yoga pants. She sits down, not knowing its my personal baby bl@nkey she's using as a cushion. I cant focus on the game, knowing her sexy, shapely butt is forging my bl@nkey with her firm butt cheeks and sexy butt sm*ll. In bed, I suck my thumb and snuggle with my bl@nkey after being sat on by her butt in yoga pants up her butt crack.
My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head.
I cant watch the Enterprise crash scene in Star Trek: Generations. When Riker yells: ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT! I shut it off. TOO SCARY!
My neighbor said, he doesn't want my daughter hanging around his son! So, I said: She's probably just lending him her PANTIES!
I wanted my PENIS to look like a SNAKE'S TONGUE, so I had it laser'd. The end of my PENIS is split in half. I still don't feel good!
The JOHNNY BE GONE episode of M*RRIED WITH CH*LDREN is too scary! When Marcy tripped on the laundry basket and spilled her fish on her dress, I couldn't stop shaking and closed my eye! NO MORE of that episode.
The scariest scene in GOLDFINGER was when bond ejected the guy in the passenger seat. Seeing bond push the red button still frightens me. NO MORE GOLDFINGER!