When I watched STAR TREK DISCOVERY, I couldn't stop PUKING!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Since January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
Since the ALBINO became president in January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
Today's moving day! Me, my ho Shannon, Elijah, Kyree and our baby are moving!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood!
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Vaughn
3 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan!
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Vaughn
3 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dorna and Ansha!
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Mac Taylor
3 years ago
As you know, at 3:33 in the morning, I've been receiving irritating phone calls. I had to switch hotels, but the punk kid called me at my new hotel. I've received 3 more phone calls!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
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Mac Taylor
3 years ago
Every morning at 3:33, someone always calls me. Everytime on the phone it's just some punk breathing heavy with his girlfriend!
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Garth
3 years ago
My wife's pants are always up her butt! What kind of underwear does she have on?
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Fekkish
3 years ago
My daughter breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Last night I used my Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as my baby bl*nkey! I steal Aunt Debbie's bras and panties and use them as baby bl*nkies! I just kept my hands on the cups of Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as I fell asleep!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanit, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die ,something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I got ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my baby bl*nkey in her skin tight yoga pants. Her butt crack completely shows!
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Moesha
3 years ago
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
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KROMAGG DICKBAG
3 years ago
When my people invaded earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife sprays the couch cushion after I sit on it! What is she trying to say?!
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Arlo Botner
3 years ago
I'm going to make an example out of KEVIN ARNOLD!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
When I watched STAR TREK DISCOVERY, I couldn't stop PUKING!
Since January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!
Since the ALBINO became president in January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!
Today's moving day! Me, my ho Shannon, Elijah, Kyree and our baby are moving!
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But I got robbed by an 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood!
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan!
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dorna and Ansha!
As you know, at 3:33 in the morning, I've been receiving irritating phone calls. I had to switch hotels, but the punk kid called me at my new hotel. I've received 3 more phone calls!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Every morning at 3:33, someone always calls me. Everytime on the phone it's just some punk breathing heavy with his girlfriend!
My wife's pants are always up her butt! What kind of underwear does she have on?
My daughter breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
Last night I used my Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as my baby bl*nkey! I steal Aunt Debbie's bras and panties and use them as baby bl*nkies! I just kept my hands on the cups of Aunt Debbie's nylon leopard bra as I fell asleep!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanit, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die ,something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I got ANNA NYSTROM to sit on my baby bl*nkey in her skin tight yoga pants. Her butt crack completely shows!
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
When my people invaded earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!
My wife sprays the couch cushion after I sit on it! What is she trying to say?!
I'm going to make an example out of KEVIN ARNOLD!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.