My penis is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS!
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STAR TREK
3 years ago
NCC-1701-ALBINO
NX-01-ALBINO
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STAR TREK
3 years ago
Captains log, stardate:123.4, I'm taking command of this new galaxy-class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.
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MAD
3 years ago
I got this phone call about a boat I won, but when I went down to claim it, it was just a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
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SAD
3 years ago
I still can't get over the lettuce I forgot at the farmers market! My poor little lettuce never came home with me! Someone else took my lettuce!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
STUPID AND A BIT¢HING-ATING!
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Ethan
3 years ago
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
3 years ago
(bowling bowl goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!
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SAD
3 years ago
As you know, I went to the farmers market and forgot the lettuce I bought. The lettuce will think i didn't love him!
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SAD
3 years ago
I went to the farmers market today. But I forgot the bag with the lettuce I bought. Now I'm thinking about the lettuce that never came home. Somebody else got my lettuce ☹️☹️☹️
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Douglas Crowton
3 years ago
Life is short. I get horny when men wear leather thongs!
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Douglas Crowton
3 years ago
Life is short. I get a serious BONER at men wearing leather thongs!
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Douglas Crowton
3 years ago
Life is short. I get a serious hard-on at men wearing leather thongs!
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Douglas Crowton
3 years ago
Life is short. I like men with hairy balls!
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Douglas Crowton
3 years ago
Life is short. Men! Please come to my house and suck my PENIS!
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Douglas Crowton
3 years ago
Life is short. Get Back together to enjoy the rest making the Greatest Show on TV
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
Swedish model ANNA NYSTROM is a fine choice of ASS!
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JACK SCHIT
3 years ago
My name is a f-u-c-k-i-n-g joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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Sid
3 years ago
My neighborhood is overrunned with black families. Thank you, COMMIE DEMOCRATS!
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COLM
3 years ago
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.
My penis is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS!
NCC-1701-ALBINO NX-01-ALBINO
Captains log, stardate:123.4, I'm taking command of this new galaxy-class U.S.S. TITANIC. I'm somewhat awed over size and complexity.
I got this phone call about a boat I won, but when I went down to claim it, it was just a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
I still can't get over the lettuce I forgot at the farmers market! My poor little lettuce never came home with me! Someone else took my lettuce!
STUPID AND A BIT¢HING-ATING!
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
(bowling bowl goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!
As you know, I went to the farmers market and forgot the lettuce I bought. The lettuce will think i didn't love him!
I went to the farmers market today. But I forgot the bag with the lettuce I bought. Now I'm thinking about the lettuce that never came home. Somebody else got my lettuce ☹️☹️☹️
Life is short. I get horny when men wear leather thongs!
Life is short. I get a serious BONER at men wearing leather thongs!
Life is short. I get a serious hard-on at men wearing leather thongs!
Life is short. I like men with hairy balls!
Life is short. Men! Please come to my house and suck my PENIS!
Life is short. Get Back together to enjoy the rest making the Greatest Show on TV
Swedish model ANNA NYSTROM is a fine choice of ASS!
My name is a f-u-c-k-i-n-g joke! JACK SCHIT?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
My neighborhood is overrunned with black families. Thank you, COMMIE DEMOCRATS!
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.