I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
W
WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today in 1985, the wreck of the R.M.S. OLYMPIC was found at the bottom of the north Atlantic!
V
Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband isn't a man, he's a PANTY WASTE!
B
Bubba
3 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart! I lost again! Why?!
T
Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago
LISA KRAMER'S V-A-G-I-N-A is NOT an exclusive club!
M
MAD
3 years ago
I tried to set up my new playstation 5, but failed. So I hit it with a SLEDGEHAMMER! Sparks came out and now the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
G
GIMP
3 years ago
I can her seagulls. I CAN HEAR GULLS!
D
DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!
J
Jimmy PusHog
3 years ago
When I went outside to get the newspaper, I saw a MERMAID in my swimming pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool, and I said, EH! You get out of here!
D
DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I'm the leader of the ALBINO IMPERIUM!
P
PigWart
3 years ago
My wife weighs 330 pounds. When she stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair broke! She was feeling ashamed, but I laughed anyways!
P
PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
P
PEASANT
3 years ago
Im starving and living on the streets of L'KATT!
S
SMART ASS
3 years ago
My father asked me if I want to become a CHEF like him when I grow up. I said, no, I rather be a MAN!
S
Shannon Lamar Jones girlfriend
3 years ago
Went to our old place on Frothingham street. My ass is huge. My car seat cries as I sit down on him!
D
DANIEL WORMALD
3 years ago
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
D
DANIEL WORMALD
3 years ago
I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps! Stupid ¢unt!
C
CHOP SUEY
3 years ago
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
H
Holly Madison
3 years ago
I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over.
F
FRITZ
3 years ago
I can't get a woman! I give myself a HICKEY with my VACUUM CLEANER!☹️☹️
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
Today in 1985, the wreck of the R.M.S. OLYMPIC was found at the bottom of the north Atlantic!
My husband isn't a man, he's a PANTY WASTE!
For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart! I lost again! Why?!
LISA KRAMER'S V-A-G-I-N-A is NOT an exclusive club!
I tried to set up my new playstation 5, but failed. So I hit it with a SLEDGEHAMMER! Sparks came out and now the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
I can her seagulls. I CAN HEAR GULLS!
My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!
When I went outside to get the newspaper, I saw a MERMAID in my swimming pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool, and I said, EH! You get out of here!
I'm the leader of the ALBINO IMPERIUM!
My wife weighs 330 pounds. When she stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair broke! She was feeling ashamed, but I laughed anyways!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
Im starving and living on the streets of L'KATT!
My father asked me if I want to become a CHEF like him when I grow up. I said, no, I rather be a MAN!
Went to our old place on Frothingham street. My ass is huge. My car seat cries as I sit down on him!
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps! Stupid ¢unt!
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over.
I can't get a woman! I give myself a HICKEY with my VACUUM CLEANER!☹️☹️