I was taking my bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! They couldn't stop laughing!
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DIRK
3 years ago
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once. I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can maybe?
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Andrew
3 years ago
I have nice things in my underwear drawer. Thongs, regular underwear, gimp suits!
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Harry Dick
3 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! HARRY DICK!? Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My bastard friend and his A$$ HOLE friend laugh at my brain farts. They asked me, name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! They couldn't stop laughing!
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SAL MONELLA
3 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! SAL MONELLA?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
I'm still annoying the old neighborhood! I sent my ape son and Elijah to Kevin's house!
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Neighbor
3 years ago
I live next to annoying N-I-G-G-E-R children! Thank you commie-democrats!
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Dirk
3 years ago
I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!
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DARION BASCO
3 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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DARION BASCO
3 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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Charles
3 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago
BIDEN looked like HITLER on tv!
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Renee Auberjoinois
3 years ago
How the hell do you pronounce my last name. EVEN I CAN'T!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I took this hot blonde up to my bedroom and said, don't worry about your panties. You won't be wearing them much longer!
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J Banks
3 years ago
Walter! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine, you stupid SON OF A BEACH!
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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a BUBBLE BATH when he FIRED my ass☹️☹️☹️☹️
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RETARD-O
3 years ago
When my parents threw me a party, I said I wanted to be PAID to go to MY party!
I was taking my bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! They couldn't stop laughing!
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once. I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first!
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can maybe?
I have nice things in my underwear drawer. Thongs, regular underwear, gimp suits!
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! HARRY DICK!? Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
My bastard friend and his A$$ HOLE friend laugh at my brain farts. They asked me, name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! They couldn't stop laughing!
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! SAL MONELLA?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
I'm still annoying the old neighborhood! I sent my ape son and Elijah to Kevin's house!
I live next to annoying N-I-G-G-E-R children! Thank you commie-democrats!
I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
BIDEN looked like HITLER on tv!
How the hell do you pronounce my last name. EVEN I CAN'T!
I took this hot blonde up to my bedroom and said, don't worry about your panties. You won't be wearing them much longer!
Walter! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine, you stupid SON OF A BEACH!
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a BUBBLE BATH when he FIRED my ass☹️☹️☹️☹️
When my parents threw me a party, I said I wanted to be PAID to go to MY party!