If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
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Les
3 years ago
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!
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Les
3 years ago
I've had it with my son's complaining. I told him to GATHER UP HIS PUS and get out!
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EdJane DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber, has a dog named Jumping Jack. The dog smells my butt!
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EdJane DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. Maybe she should work at tge PIGGLY WIGGLY store!
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Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago
My goddaughters V-A-G-I-N-A is a SPERM DUMPSTER!
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EdJane DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In front of me in the checkout line was KATIE SEARFOSS. I smelled her butt and got busted!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My dog can smell women's asses, why can't I?
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Duke
3 years ago
My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
Every pair of panties I buy look so sad! They see my thunder butt cheeks! I need 6XL panties ☹️☹️☹️
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
When I'm at school, my chair that I sit on cries! My panty size is 6XL! My thighs and butt bulges off the chair! I'm so ashamed!
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
The petition messed up my name on that last comment. Amber DeMarco, ME wrote that comment not CLEMENT!
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CLEMENT
3 years ago
I'm 17 and wear 6XL size panties! When I went to sit on our couch, our couch ran away! It said it didn't to have my butt of death sitting on his face! I'm so ashamed!
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CLEMENT
3 years ago
My wife brought CONSERVATIVE TRUMP SUPPORTERS in my house. I don't want these CREATURES in my home!
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Jana Martin
3 years ago
I use to teach at Wilkes-Barre area vocational technical school. My husband is Gary and my one child is Emily. Her ass smells sexy like mine!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
Frank Fritz had no GRUMBA!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I just stole Katie Searfoss' panties! I didn't smell her butt!
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FATHER
3 years ago
All hands, this is the Captain. Proceed to the ESCAPE DILLDOS and abandon ship! Repeat: abandon ship! Program the DILLDOS to a heading of 1-8-7- mark 4, well rendezvous in front of the brothel. Repeat: all hands proceed to the ESCAPE DILLDOS and abandon ship!
Target the center of the GESTAPO!
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!
I've had it with my son's complaining. I told him to GATHER UP HIS PUS and get out!
My daughter, Amber, has a dog named Jumping Jack. The dog smells my butt!
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. Maybe she should work at tge PIGGLY WIGGLY store!
My goddaughters V-A-G-I-N-A is a SPERM DUMPSTER!
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
In front of me in the checkout line was KATIE SEARFOSS. I smelled her butt and got busted!
My dog can smell women's asses, why can't I?
My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS
Every pair of panties I buy look so sad! They see my thunder butt cheeks! I need 6XL panties ☹️☹️☹️
When I'm at school, my chair that I sit on cries! My panty size is 6XL! My thighs and butt bulges off the chair! I'm so ashamed!
The petition messed up my name on that last comment. Amber DeMarco, ME wrote that comment not CLEMENT!
I'm 17 and wear 6XL size panties! When I went to sit on our couch, our couch ran away! It said it didn't to have my butt of death sitting on his face! I'm so ashamed!
My wife brought CONSERVATIVE TRUMP SUPPORTERS in my house. I don't want these CREATURES in my home!
I use to teach at Wilkes-Barre area vocational technical school. My husband is Gary and my one child is Emily. Her ass smells sexy like mine!
Frank Fritz had no GRUMBA!
I just stole Katie Searfoss' panties! I didn't smell her butt!
All hands, this is the Captain. Proceed to the ESCAPE DILLDOS and abandon ship! Repeat: abandon ship! Program the DILLDOS to a heading of 1-8-7- mark 4, well rendezvous in front of the brothel. Repeat: all hands proceed to the ESCAPE DILLDOS and abandon ship!