I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even talk to me!
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Harvey
3 years ago
That man is your commanding officer. You will respect his PENIS as such!
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DICK FACE
3 years ago
I am your superior! You WILL salute my PENIS!
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Dirk
3 years ago
AMBER DEMARCO'S ass is massive! Size 6XL panties. I'm scared of her ass in shorts!
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Garth
3 years ago
When I dated an Asian woman, I took her out to a Chinese restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her to a Mexican restaurant. That's not racist.
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PUNK ASS CHARLES
3 years ago
My boss asked me if it's too much trouble for me to show up to work on time. I said, IT IS!!!
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Armin
3 years ago
PCP! Gang members on PCP!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
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JAMES
3 years ago
My wife is queen of the harpies. QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
The queen of England EXPIRED! Didn't she just celebrate her BICENTENNIAL?!
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David Huddleston
3 years ago
Cop took my license because I got in SIX accidents in 45 minutes!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
History recorded that I invented RACISM!
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Wayne Arnold
3 years ago
I failed my physical to join the army. I have TESTICULAR CANCER!!!
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Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago
I've been searching the HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS. There's no record of how many times LISA KRAMER'S crotch was licked!
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Howard
3 years ago
My wife thinks she's too good to PEE in the SINK!
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Sheldon Deldon
3 years ago
I love Starfleet. They put NCC all over their ships! I love NCC!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR OMCE?!
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Harris Yulin
3 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the first evil has declared war against America. I'm of course talking about that N-I-G-G-E-R OBAMA!
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El Burro of the Diablos
3 years ago
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTY ever again! AMISH COUNTY is totally lawless. Im taking about RAPE GANGS, METH LABS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even talk to me!
That man is your commanding officer. You will respect his PENIS as such!
I am your superior! You WILL salute my PENIS!
AMBER DEMARCO'S ass is massive! Size 6XL panties. I'm scared of her ass in shorts!
When I dated an Asian woman, I took her out to a Chinese restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her to a Mexican restaurant. That's not racist.
My boss asked me if it's too much trouble for me to show up to work on time. I said, IT IS!!!
PCP! Gang members on PCP!
My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
My wife is queen of the harpies. QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!
The queen of England EXPIRED! Didn't she just celebrate her BICENTENNIAL?!
Cop took my license because I got in SIX accidents in 45 minutes!
History recorded that I invented RACISM!
I failed my physical to join the army. I have TESTICULAR CANCER!!!
I've been searching the HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS. There's no record of how many times LISA KRAMER'S crotch was licked!
My wife thinks she's too good to PEE in the SINK!
I love Starfleet. They put NCC all over their ships! I love NCC!
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR OMCE?!
Ladies and gentlemen, the first evil has declared war against America. I'm of course talking about that N-I-G-G-E-R OBAMA!
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTY ever again! AMISH COUNTY is totally lawless. Im taking about RAPE GANGS, METH LABS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---