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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago

I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN flag! My kids won't even talk to me!

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Harvey
3 years ago

That man is your commanding officer. You will respect his PENIS as such!

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DICK FACE
3 years ago

I am your superior! You WILL salute my PENIS!

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Dirk
3 years ago

AMBER DEMARCO'S ass is massive! Size 6XL panties. I'm scared of her ass in shorts!

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Garth
3 years ago

When I dated an Asian woman, I took her out to a Chinese restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her to a Mexican restaurant. That's not racist.

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PUNK ASS CHARLES
3 years ago

My boss asked me if it's too much trouble for me to show up to work on time. I said, IT IS!!!

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Armin
3 years ago

PCP! Gang members on PCP!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

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JAMES
3 years ago

My wife is queen of the harpies. QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

The queen of England EXPIRED! Didn't she just celebrate her BICENTENNIAL?!

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David Huddleston
3 years ago

Cop took my license because I got in SIX accidents in 45 minutes!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

History recorded that I invented RACISM!

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Wayne Arnold
3 years ago

I failed my physical to join the army. I have TESTICULAR CANCER!!!

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Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago

I've been searching the HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS. There's no record of how many times LISA KRAMER'S crotch was licked!

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Howard
3 years ago

My wife thinks she's too good to PEE in the SINK!

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Sheldon Deldon
3 years ago

I love Starfleet. They put NCC all over their ships! I love NCC!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR OMCE?!

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Harris Yulin
3 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the first evil has declared war against America. I'm of course talking about that N-I-G-G-E-R OBAMA!

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El Burro of the Diablos
3 years ago

I'm never going to AMISH COUNTY ever again! AMISH COUNTY is totally lawless. Im taking about RAPE GANGS, METH LABS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---