I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
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Mr Sick
3 years ago
My JEWISH friends held a costume contest! I dressed up as ADOLF HITLER! SEIG-HEIL SEIG-HEIL!
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McSped
3 years ago
1+1=???
2-2=???
0+0=???
As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions!
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SMART ASS
3 years ago
I told my boss his wife was dead, she walked through a PLATE-GLASS window, there was blood everywhere! Idiot fel for it!
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MITCH
3 years ago
These are very serious charges, Melissa. A man as found executed in your driveway.
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MITCH
3 years ago
My best friend is my best agent. He asked me to hide a DIPLOMATIC POUCH in my house. What could go wrong?
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MITCH
3 years ago
I left the house to get us lunch, when I came back I found the DIPLOMATIC POUCH executed, gunshot wound to the head! That's what I get for helping my agent friend, now I'm the one in hot water!
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MITCH
3 years ago
It's happening again! I left my apartment and found a dead man in the dumpster. Executed by gunshot wound to the head!
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MITCH
3 years ago
Remember that guy I found in the dumpster I thought was executed? Never happened! I have a sick mind! I think I'm seeing people being executed when it never happened!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
A.J. COOK from criminal minds, her V-A-G-I-N-A! YUM-YUM -YUM!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. But when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When i die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own baseball team! I call my team, THE LOSERS! Look everyone, I'm a LOSER!
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Bennett J Bennett
3 years ago
Today is the anniversary of the ALBINO destroying the world trade center ca-ca's!
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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️
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De Lancie
3 years ago
My son brought METH into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
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Aaron
3 years ago
My wife gets mad when I use the panty she just wore as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
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BOSS
3 years ago
That's an unauthorized break period, my friend, you don't work here no more! Do we have a problem communicating? YOU'RE GONE, TERMINATED, END OF MEDICAL BENEFITS! Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again!
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
My JEWISH friends held a costume contest! I dressed up as ADOLF HITLER! SEIG-HEIL SEIG-HEIL!
1+1=??? 2-2=??? 0+0=??? As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions!
I told my boss his wife was dead, she walked through a PLATE-GLASS window, there was blood everywhere! Idiot fel for it!
These are very serious charges, Melissa. A man as found executed in your driveway.
My best friend is my best agent. He asked me to hide a DIPLOMATIC POUCH in my house. What could go wrong?
I left the house to get us lunch, when I came back I found the DIPLOMATIC POUCH executed, gunshot wound to the head! That's what I get for helping my agent friend, now I'm the one in hot water!
It's happening again! I left my apartment and found a dead man in the dumpster. Executed by gunshot wound to the head!
Remember that guy I found in the dumpster I thought was executed? Never happened! I have a sick mind! I think I'm seeing people being executed when it never happened!
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
A.J. COOK from criminal minds, her V-A-G-I-N-A! YUM-YUM -YUM!
I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. But when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When i die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I created my own baseball team! I call my team, THE LOSERS! Look everyone, I'm a LOSER!
Today is the anniversary of the ALBINO destroying the world trade center ca-ca's!
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️
My son brought METH into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
My wife gets mad when I use the panty she just wore as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb!
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
That's an unauthorized break period, my friend, you don't work here no more! Do we have a problem communicating? YOU'RE GONE, TERMINATED, END OF MEDICAL BENEFITS! Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again!