I'm Captain of the TIMESHIP Aon. I came from a future where Trump won the 2024 election and exterminated the children from Shriners hospital! I came back in time to stop his 2024 win. My mission is his destruction.
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GAME NERD
2 years ago
Today I got 100% completion in GTA:3. You C0CK SUCKERS Jealous?! Although, no awards like other GTA games. SAD!
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GAME NERD
2 years ago
Today I played GTA: 3. When I killed that Leone guy, I blew his head off! Funniest thing! He was a nasty, ugly shrew. Couldn't be a better way to kill him. He lied and set up Claude and I ended up erasing his f**king face. Sniper rifle shot popped his head off like a grape. I'm hungry!
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GAME NERD
2 years ago
Today I played GTA:3. When I was in Shoreside, by the picnic tables, I saw that PATRIOT JEEP. It scared me. That PATRIOT JEEP just sitting there, I know its up to somethin'.
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
Again I watched Pierce Brosnan choke in MRS. DOUBTFIRE. Maybe next time, he'll spare the time to play GTA:5 as he MASTURBATES and plays HITLER!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
I thought the Pierce Brosnan choking scene in MRS DOUBTFIRE was supposed to be a comedy! Maybe next time he wears CHEAP COLOGNE he'll score better on his road test!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
I just watched the scene in MRS DOUBTFIRE where Pierce Brosnan was hoking. The sound of the food getting stuck in his throat, Pierce banging the back of his throat like a RETARD. Maybe next time he does TITANIC, he'll just go down with the ship instead!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
My girlfriend works at home by computer. She sits on a stool while working at her computer. Today I handed my baby bl@nkey to her to sit on. She made my yellow baby bl@nkey into a square shape, put bl@nkey on her stool and sat on him She has a xesy bubble butt. Her butt bulges as she sits on my bl@nkey. I ant see any of my bl@nkey sticking out as she sits on him. Her thighs bulge nice off the side of the stool, her bubble butt bulges off the back of the stool. Cant see the rim of the stool, my bl@nkey was no match for her shapely bubble butt. She sasy my personal baby bl@nkey is so soft on her butt. Shes thinking about stealing my bl@nkey so she can sit on him on her stool at work eac day. When she got off bl@nkey, I sm*lled him. Bl@nkey had her butt warmth and her sexy cucumber-melon butt smell. I see the shape of her butt forged in my bl@nkey. efore I went home, I said goodbye to my bl@nkey. But at least he can look forward to my girlfriends sexy, shapely bubble butt crushing him. She completely crushes the stool, so my bl@nkey has no chance to stick out.
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MIRANDA HILLARD
2 years ago
We WERE going to eat a birthday cake for my sons birthday. It WAS a cake with a soccer ball on it. But my husband, DANIEL had the whole zoo at our house and a HORSE got into the cake and ate CHUNKS of the cake in different spots. We cant eat this cake now!
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BAD ASS
2 years ago
Some ASSH0LE broke into my house last night. I came down and sneaked up behind him with my AR-15 assault rifle and said: Maybe you'd like to meet my PET GUN?!
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HUSBAND
2 years ago
Today I found my wife floating FACE DOWN in our pool. I got the hook and fished her out!
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MATT FEIGHT
2 years ago
I got a 40% on my chemistry test! P.U.! If that wasnt enough, MR> WHITE wrote: NOT CLOSE! ASSH0LE!!!!!!
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MATT DUMBASS
2 years ago
I own my own pizza shop. Since today is super bowl sunday, I decided NOT TO OPEN today. There's no money to be made on super bowl sunday for a pizza, wings, and sub sandwhiches shop! People laughed at me like I'm some kind of RETARD. Sad.
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ROBERT REED
2 years ago
I worked on that B*TCH-ASS Sherwood Schwartz show about the FAGG0T family. One day I last my temper with that short- pr*ck! I said: I want competent comedy writing, not this pie in face G*LLIGANS ISLAND CRAP! Oh, wait, I been dead since '92. My bad!
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ARGUING
2 years ago
HICK: So, you shown your ugly B*TCH-ASS faces!
LOUISE: If Marty heard you talking to me like that-----
HICK: Marty? Marty said the next time he saw you, he'd TURN YOU OUT!
BLACK DUDE: Back off white- trash!
HICK: White-trash? You want to do this B*TCH-BOY!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little albino woman
2 years ago
I WAS bringing home soda for my mother. But when I took the box of soda out, the box broke open and soda cans on the ground! It was a hill to make it worse, I had to chase after a few cans that tried to roll away. My Yorkie was on the porch watching me going bananas. A broken soda box, damaged cans. I hope no one tried to open up any of those cans. F**KIN' SODA BOX!
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UNKNOWN ENTITY
2 years ago
Thanks for the coke, Martinez, (chuckles) now you know how it feels to get F**KED!
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J MARTINEZ
2 years ago
Oh, you F**KED us both! That coke you ripped off, belonged to the Mendez brothers. I was just the sheppard. Now, were all on their crap list. I'm turning states: Im gonna ruin you, your brother, the Mendez brothers! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
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MARTY
2 years ago
I told my friends, I dont care if my neighbor is 14, I LIKE HER BOOBS!
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GUY
2 years ago
My retard friend rammed the truck with that black guy with drugs in it. He hit the truck too hard; the drugs went an the ground. There was more on this guy. We had a party on STARFISH island. We had B*TCHES waiting!
I'm Captain of the TIMESHIP Aon. I came from a future where Trump won the 2024 election and exterminated the children from Shriners hospital! I came back in time to stop his 2024 win. My mission is his destruction.
Today I got 100% completion in GTA:3. You C0CK SUCKERS Jealous?! Although, no awards like other GTA games. SAD!
Today I played GTA: 3. When I killed that Leone guy, I blew his head off! Funniest thing! He was a nasty, ugly shrew. Couldn't be a better way to kill him. He lied and set up Claude and I ended up erasing his f**king face. Sniper rifle shot popped his head off like a grape. I'm hungry!
Today I played GTA:3. When I was in Shoreside, by the picnic tables, I saw that PATRIOT JEEP. It scared me. That PATRIOT JEEP just sitting there, I know its up to somethin'.
Again I watched Pierce Brosnan choke in MRS. DOUBTFIRE. Maybe next time, he'll spare the time to play GTA:5 as he MASTURBATES and plays HITLER!
I thought the Pierce Brosnan choking scene in MRS DOUBTFIRE was supposed to be a comedy! Maybe next time he wears CHEAP COLOGNE he'll score better on his road test!
I just watched the scene in MRS DOUBTFIRE where Pierce Brosnan was hoking. The sound of the food getting stuck in his throat, Pierce banging the back of his throat like a RETARD. Maybe next time he does TITANIC, he'll just go down with the ship instead!
My girlfriend works at home by computer. She sits on a stool while working at her computer. Today I handed my baby bl@nkey to her to sit on. She made my yellow baby bl@nkey into a square shape, put bl@nkey on her stool and sat on him She has a xesy bubble butt. Her butt bulges as she sits on my bl@nkey. I ant see any of my bl@nkey sticking out as she sits on him. Her thighs bulge nice off the side of the stool, her bubble butt bulges off the back of the stool. Cant see the rim of the stool, my bl@nkey was no match for her shapely bubble butt. She sasy my personal baby bl@nkey is so soft on her butt. Shes thinking about stealing my bl@nkey so she can sit on him on her stool at work eac day. When she got off bl@nkey, I sm*lled him. Bl@nkey had her butt warmth and her sexy cucumber-melon butt smell. I see the shape of her butt forged in my bl@nkey. efore I went home, I said goodbye to my bl@nkey. But at least he can look forward to my girlfriends sexy, shapely bubble butt crushing him. She completely crushes the stool, so my bl@nkey has no chance to stick out.
We WERE going to eat a birthday cake for my sons birthday. It WAS a cake with a soccer ball on it. But my husband, DANIEL had the whole zoo at our house and a HORSE got into the cake and ate CHUNKS of the cake in different spots. We cant eat this cake now!
Some ASSH0LE broke into my house last night. I came down and sneaked up behind him with my AR-15 assault rifle and said: Maybe you'd like to meet my PET GUN?!
Today I found my wife floating FACE DOWN in our pool. I got the hook and fished her out!
I got a 40% on my chemistry test! P.U.! If that wasnt enough, MR> WHITE wrote: NOT CLOSE! ASSH0LE!!!!!!
I own my own pizza shop. Since today is super bowl sunday, I decided NOT TO OPEN today. There's no money to be made on super bowl sunday for a pizza, wings, and sub sandwhiches shop! People laughed at me like I'm some kind of RETARD. Sad.
I worked on that B*TCH-ASS Sherwood Schwartz show about the FAGG0T family. One day I last my temper with that short- pr*ck! I said: I want competent comedy writing, not this pie in face G*LLIGANS ISLAND CRAP! Oh, wait, I been dead since '92. My bad!
HICK: So, you shown your ugly B*TCH-ASS faces! LOUISE: If Marty heard you talking to me like that----- HICK: Marty? Marty said the next time he saw you, he'd TURN YOU OUT! BLACK DUDE: Back off white- trash! HICK: White-trash? You want to do this B*TCH-BOY!
I WAS bringing home soda for my mother. But when I took the box of soda out, the box broke open and soda cans on the ground! It was a hill to make it worse, I had to chase after a few cans that tried to roll away. My Yorkie was on the porch watching me going bananas. A broken soda box, damaged cans. I hope no one tried to open up any of those cans. F**KIN' SODA BOX!
Thanks for the coke, Martinez, (chuckles) now you know how it feels to get F**KED!
Oh, you F**KED us both! That coke you ripped off, belonged to the Mendez brothers. I was just the sheppard. Now, were all on their crap list. I'm turning states: Im gonna ruin you, your brother, the Mendez brothers! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
I told my friends, I dont care if my neighbor is 14, I LIKE HER BOOBS!
My retard friend rammed the truck with that black guy with drugs in it. He hit the truck too hard; the drugs went an the ground. There was more on this guy. We had a party on STARFISH island. We had B*TCHES waiting!