I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!
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Neighbor
3 years ago
FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood! Thank you, democrats!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I plan on distributing my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
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General Big Butt
3 years ago
BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
I fart as I walk in every room in our house. My wife sprays the room I was just in! What is she trying to say?!
B
BIG ED
3 years ago
Every time I take a dump, my wife uses our pet CANARY to test the air in the bath! What is she trying to say?!
I
INTENDANT
3 years ago
I caught my husband with the underwear from that pom-pom bimbo, Lisa, next door. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow!!
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GUY
3 years ago
Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're going to replace my PENIS with an artificial implant. My wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.
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John Sturgis
3 years ago
Spell checker messed up. I meant to say I get to bring home EXPIRED food!
J
John Sturgis
3 years ago
I work at a supermarket. I get to bring him the EXPIRED food!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?
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Seymour
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS use to be a Borg drone, she's human again. But when she got her Borg body armor removed, I kept her Borg abs, butt body armor, armor on her v-a-g-i-n-a and boobs!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
People making noises makes me lose my temper!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS says she bought a new panty to sit on my bl*nkey! KATIE pulled her pink yoga pants down, she's wearing a pink satin SEE THROUGH PANTY! My bl*nkey looks so happy! KATIE SEARFOSS is hot when she coordinates her undies with her pants! Pink yoga pants with her PINK satin SEE THROUGH PANTY?! KATIE sat down on bl*nkey. KATIE is wiggling around on bl*nkey in her sexy PINK satin SEE THROUGH PANTY! Her butt crack is showing through as she sits on bl*nkey! I wish I could be my bl*nkey right now!!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I can't focus on playing GTA V! KATIE SEARFOSS is sitting on bl*nkey on a blue school chair in her new, sexy, satin PINK SEE THROUGH PANTY! Her thighs are firm as she sits on my baby bl*nkey. Her butt crack is showing through the panty as she sits on bl*nkey!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
After four hours KATIE SEARFOSS got up! She sat on my bl*nkey in her PINK SEE THROUGH PANTY! The butt part is see through. Her sweet cucumber-melon perfume butt smell really got strong on bl*nkey with her sitting on bl*nkey in see through panties!
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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago
I weighed Walter White's meth shipment. It said 201.6--yeah.
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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago
When I said 201.6, mike asked me to give the meth shipment another count.
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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago
201.6--201.6! I can't get that number out of my head. 201.6-- what the--?!
I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!
FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood! Thank you, democrats!
I plan on distributing my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!
I fart as I walk in every room in our house. My wife sprays the room I was just in! What is she trying to say?!
Every time I take a dump, my wife uses our pet CANARY to test the air in the bath! What is she trying to say?!
I caught my husband with the underwear from that pom-pom bimbo, Lisa, next door. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow!!
Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're going to replace my PENIS with an artificial implant. My wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.
Spell checker messed up. I meant to say I get to bring home EXPIRED food!
I work at a supermarket. I get to bring him the EXPIRED food!
Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?
KATIE SEARFOSS use to be a Borg drone, she's human again. But when she got her Borg body armor removed, I kept her Borg abs, butt body armor, armor on her v-a-g-i-n-a and boobs!
People making noises makes me lose my temper!
KATIE SEARFOSS says she bought a new panty to sit on my bl*nkey! KATIE pulled her pink yoga pants down, she's wearing a pink satin SEE THROUGH PANTY! My bl*nkey looks so happy! KATIE SEARFOSS is hot when she coordinates her undies with her pants! Pink yoga pants with her PINK satin SEE THROUGH PANTY?! KATIE sat down on bl*nkey. KATIE is wiggling around on bl*nkey in her sexy PINK satin SEE THROUGH PANTY! Her butt crack is showing through as she sits on bl*nkey! I wish I could be my bl*nkey right now!!
I can't focus on playing GTA V! KATIE SEARFOSS is sitting on bl*nkey on a blue school chair in her new, sexy, satin PINK SEE THROUGH PANTY! Her thighs are firm as she sits on my baby bl*nkey. Her butt crack is showing through the panty as she sits on bl*nkey!
After four hours KATIE SEARFOSS got up! She sat on my bl*nkey in her PINK SEE THROUGH PANTY! The butt part is see through. Her sweet cucumber-melon perfume butt smell really got strong on bl*nkey with her sitting on bl*nkey in see through panties!
I weighed Walter White's meth shipment. It said 201.6--yeah.
When I said 201.6, mike asked me to give the meth shipment another count.
201.6--201.6! I can't get that number out of my head. 201.6-- what the--?!
My PENIS is hungry for a hot blonde, 42DDD tits!