Bring Back Frank Fritz

My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!

Mike Wolf Is a arsehole

I miss Frank

Good news! I finally got my period! Jim lives in Thailand.

My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in his face with a paint can?

I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke because, like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!

I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke because, like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!

For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!

My baby bl*nkey is ready on the blue school chair for KATIE SEARFOSS. KATIE came over wearing skin tight yoga sweat pants! She pulled her sweat pants down, she's wearing her Maidenform leopard panty with her leopard sweat pants. Bl*nkey looked so happy as KATIE SEARFOSS sat on him! KATIE wiggled her cute ass around on bl*nkey and folded her legs back. KATIE SEARFOSS completely crushed bl*nkey!

I can't focus on playing GTA V with KATIE SEARFOSS. She's sitting on my bl*nkey in her Maidenform leopard panty! Her legs are closed and folded back, nice and firm on bl*nkey. KATIE looks so hot with her leopard sweat pants pulled down!

KATIE SEARFOSS got up after sitting on my bl*nkey in her Maidenform leopard panty after five hours! Bl*nkey looked so happy, sexy KATIE SEARFOSS ass in leopard panties sitting on him. Her butt cheek marks are forged in him, so is her sweet and sexy cucumber-melon perfume butt smell. Her sexy ass forged my bl*nkey!

I liked frank,he is a perfect match for American pickers We all have trouble in our lives No one is perfect

One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when i sat down, he set off stink bombs to makw it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED! YOU ARE TERMINATED!

KATIE SEARFOSS sat on my baby bl*nkey for five hours with her pink yoga pants pulled down. She sat on my bl*nkey in her shiny pink thong for five hours. Sexy KATIE SEARFOSS in her sexy shiny pink thong sitting on my baby bl*nkey for five hours! Her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell is so sexy on bl*nkey. It never comes off!

As you know, I love having KATIE SEARFOSS sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey when she comes over to play GTA nV. Today she pulled her pink yoga pants down and sat on bl*nkey in her shiney pink thong! She wears the sexist underwear. My bl*nkey has KATIE SEARFOSS sexy butt in her shiney pink thong sitting on him.

Someone knocked on our door. I yelled at my son to get the $HIT-K ICKIN' door!

Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!

I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!

I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.

I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!