My wife doesn't wear shorts no more because I pointed out how thick her thighs were to our party guests!!!
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VING
3 years ago
I use to be a police officer, I use to deliver flags to the families of fallen officers. In my mind, I said it was better them than me! Am I an A$$ HOLE? You be the judge.
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BUBBA
3 years ago
My last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost! This year i did a loud wet fart, I lost again! WTF?l
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Phil
3 years ago
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its---
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DARION BASCO
3 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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DARION BASCO
3 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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Garth
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My friends names are RODENT, PINWORM, STABWOUND. My wife asks where the hell I dig up these guys!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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Faith
3 years ago
Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I call random people on the phone and when they answer, I say, Do you have mind? I'm busy!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I took a picture of my wife on the TOILET taking a DUMP! I MASTURBATE to that PICTURE!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Season two premiere of Star Trek Picard scored 200.1 million viewers on B.V.N.
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Anna Marie Swoffer
3 years ago
My husband smells our daughters panties! He's a pig, he's vermin, he's CA-CA---
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Tonight at 9:30, season two premier of Star Trek Picard on the B.V.N network!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!!
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Alan Aston
3 years ago
I'm QUEER-BAIT! Can I suck on your HAIRY PECKER?
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Alan Aston
3 years ago
Bring frank back or give him his own show
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Charles Rocket
3 years ago
There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I put bullets in my gun in the hopes that one day I get to SHOOT SOMEONE!!!
My wife doesn't wear shorts no more because I pointed out how thick her thighs were to our party guests!!!
I use to be a police officer, I use to deliver flags to the families of fallen officers. In my mind, I said it was better them than me! Am I an A$$ HOLE? You be the judge.
My last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost! This year i did a loud wet fart, I lost again! WTF?l
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its---
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!
My friends names are RODENT, PINWORM, STABWOUND. My wife asks where the hell I dig up these guys!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!
I call random people on the phone and when they answer, I say, Do you have mind? I'm busy!
I took a picture of my wife on the TOILET taking a DUMP! I MASTURBATE to that PICTURE!
Season two premiere of Star Trek Picard scored 200.1 million viewers on B.V.N.
My husband smells our daughters panties! He's a pig, he's vermin, he's CA-CA---
Tonight at 9:30, season two premier of Star Trek Picard on the B.V.N network!
I decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!!
I'm QUEER-BAIT! Can I suck on your HAIRY PECKER?
Bring frank back or give him his own show
There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!
I put bullets in my gun in the hopes that one day I get to SHOOT SOMEONE!!!