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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so the donkeys can get a BONER!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I've been charged with 130 felony counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to child.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

My HARD-ON for my DAUGHTER in her leopard thong has reached TITANIC amounts.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

Tomorrow is my annual PANTY SMELLING contest. When my wife leaves town, I have my friends come over and judge my wife's undies by SMELLING them!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Our military drill sergeants say, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT , RIGHT, LEFT. Israel's drill sergeants say, OY, OY, OY, OY, OY!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

Today AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS sat on my baby bl*nkey in skin tight jeans, her butt was rock hard! When she got I smelled my bl*nkey, she left a sexy cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!

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Eddie
3 years ago

When my friend slept over, I gave him a blanket with my wifes PERIOD STAIN on it!

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Alan Cummings
3 years ago

RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!

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GIMP
3 years ago

I go to homes to people I don't know, and when they answer the door I say, who are you? What do you want?

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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago

My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him on his head! Not a good start☹️

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Francois Lachaine
3 years ago

Get him back

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Fekkish
3 years ago

In my house, October is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties. She shouldn't even be wearing panties!

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Garrett
3 years ago

Acting Captain's log, stardate:52597.4 Our situation is getting worse everyday. More than 80% of the ship is uninhabitable, most of the crew are gone. It seems less and less likely the few of us left will reach our destination ☹️☹️☹️

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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago

I use to be a Borg drone, when I had my body armor removed, my husband kept my Borg abs that were grafted onto my stomach. He licks them!

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Sergeant Botnick
3 years ago

I was a barber a Kent military school. But I got my throat cut and dropped my shaver, blood was everywhere.

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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago

My husband said he needed a supply of Borg nanoprobes. I told him to extract them from my bloodstream, I was a drone.

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Jim J Lanister
3 years ago

My tv is on the BLINK again! The sound goes up, the channels rotate by themselves. It shut off again! OY!

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Chuckie
3 years ago

TIFFANY! Where the F-U-C-K are you?!!

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DEYOS
3 years ago

My wife says the constitution gives her freedom. I said, no it does not! No one has any freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!!!