E El Burro of the Diablos 3 years ago I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless! I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF--
F FATHER 3 years ago My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?
R REGINOD 3 years ago I went to rob the donut shop down the street, when I walked in I yelled GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!
K Kevin DeMarco 3 years ago My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
H HILLARY CLINTON 3 years ago I created an organization known as Criminals Utilizing New Technologies
H Hank Baskett 3 years ago Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.
F Farmer Gimp 3 years ago When garden season is done, instead of pulling the plants out, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants. Neighbors called the FBI
D Dunst 3 years ago After my vocal cords were sliced, I had a voice box installed. It helps me make sounds!
E Ethan 3 years ago I've done something nvery strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless! I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF--
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER☹️
My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?
My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!
My wife plays hard to get when she wears PANTIES!
I went to rob the donut shop down the street, when I walked in I yelled GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!
My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS --uh--
I created an organization known as Criminals Utilizing New Technologies
I'm programmed to destroy TRUMP supporters, I WILL COMPLETE MY MISSION!!
Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.
When garden season is done, instead of pulling the plants out, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants. Neighbors called the FBI
I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!
After my vocal cords were sliced, I had a voice box installed. It helps me make sounds!
My PENIS is a V.I.P. A VERY IMPORTANT PENIS!
I've done something nvery strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.
If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment!
I went to MY funeral today. It was a beautiful ceremony.
I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!
In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower tonight!