Last night, I heard noises from mommy and daddy room. I walked in and saw daddy sticking a huge hot dog up mommies butt! LAter they told me I didnt see nothin' and made me go back to bed. why?!
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RETARDO
2 years ago
I was on the price is right. I played TEN CHANCES game. Wwhen I wrote in a price of 086, Bob started to whine. He said: Now wait a minute. No price begins with zero! He whined like a b*tch!
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DID YOU KNOW
2 years ago
The Price is right wanted to call the game PLINKO---- CHINKO. But Asians complained.
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GIMP
2 years ago
After my children watched the scene in R*SCUE FROM G*LL*GANS IS*LND when the H*well's friends insulted the SK*PPER and G*LLIG*N and Mrs. H*well walked in the dinning room and said: we heard all that you said, I shut it off. TOO SCARY of a film! OY!
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SCARED
2 years ago
I cant watch the scene in R*SCUE FROM G*LL*GANS ISL*ND when Mr. and Mrs. H*well here their friends insulting SK*PPER and G*LLIG*N. Then Mrs. H*well goes in the dinning room and says: We heard all that you said! I still get nightmares from that scene!
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Alan Hale
2 years ago
I been on a diet for a week. Time to get on the scale. OH NO! I GAINED 200 POUNDS!!!
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REX LINN
2 years ago
Hey diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife F-U-C-K-E-D the retard boy next door!
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HOLLY MADISON and BRIDGET MARQUARDT
2 years ago
During season 1 of THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR, our PU$$IES weren't paid and Hef made 400,000 bucks an episode. He wouldn't let us cut our hair the way we wanted and he offered us drugs, When Hef EXPIRED, We said GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!
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MAD
2 years ago
My boss has a bathtub in his office. The bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!
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HORNY TOAD
2 years ago
That playmate, MIRIAM GONZALES, wears a 38H bra! HOLY F-U-C-K! Shes also a borg drone, so I asked her to assimilate me. Because of her huge TITS, her assimilation tubules in her left hand were freakishly long and thick. When she injected her tubules into my neck, I just rested my face in her huge watermelon-boobs. As she filled my blood up with her nanoprobes, I felt her huge watermelon-boobs going up and down in my face as she breathed. Before I lost consciousness , the last thing I saw was her 38H tits in my face! DAMN!
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EARL
2 years ago
You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murder, man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' peoples heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
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TEDESCO
2 years ago
When I watch the UNIMATRIX ZERO episode of Star Trek: oyager, I masturbate to the scene where the borg drone assimilates that woman in the red dress. Hearing the assimilation tubules make those mean noises, the woman moaning in pain as the drone injects nanoprobes into her. Thw woman losing consciousness from being assimilated. I keep watching it and get horny and need to masturbate more. My wife says I ned therapy!
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GIMP
2 years ago
My dick still hurts
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
I get so horny when my girlfriend sits on my yellow baby bl@nkey as a cushion while playing GTA;% at my house. Today I washed my bl@nkey, he smelled like detergent. Today Nicole came wearing skin tight yoga pants all the way up her butt crack. She made my bl@nkey into a square shape, put him on her chair and sat on him. When she got up, I sn*ffed bl@nkey. The clean detergent smell was replaced by he sexy cucumber-melon and perfume butt smell.
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GIMP
2 years ago
My dick hurts.
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GUY
2 years ago
I don't know if I want my name to be KaSnareley Retardley or Generic person 1-3-7.
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Donald J Trump
2 years ago
Hey, Haley! YOU SUCK, I RULE!
WHO DA MAN?!
WHO DA MAN?!
WHO DA MAN?!
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NIKKI HALEY
2 years ago
Folks. My time running for President is DONE! FINITO! DEAD! CRUSHED! Perhaps it wasnt meant to be. SAD!
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DUDE
2 years ago
Remember the UP AT BAT episode of G*LLIGAN ISL*ND where G*lligan was Dracula? The H*wells were so pathetic! Mrs. H*well just putting her arms up in a pathetic attempt to stop an attack, and Mr. H*well just ran away when his wife got captured! Then Mrs. H*well doing that wussy scream-moan when she got bit, and doing a more comical scream-moan when she got bit a second time! What kind of B*TCH-ASS writing is that?!
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DUDE
2 years ago
Remember the UP AT BAT episode of GILLIGAN ISLAND ? In the dream scene where Gilligan was Dracula, the Howell's were just useless F**KS! Mrs. Howell just had her arms up in a pathetic attempt to stop an attack, and Mr.Howell just ran away when Dracula captured his wife. Mrs. Howell just did that wussy scream moan when Gilligan Dracula bit her. Then she did a more comical scream moan when Gilligan- Dracula bit her again! What kind of B*TCH-ASS writing is that?!
Last night, I heard noises from mommy and daddy room. I walked in and saw daddy sticking a huge hot dog up mommies butt! LAter they told me I didnt see nothin' and made me go back to bed. why?!
I was on the price is right. I played TEN CHANCES game. Wwhen I wrote in a price of 086, Bob started to whine. He said: Now wait a minute. No price begins with zero! He whined like a b*tch!
The Price is right wanted to call the game PLINKO---- CHINKO. But Asians complained.
After my children watched the scene in R*SCUE FROM G*LL*GANS IS*LND when the H*well's friends insulted the SK*PPER and G*LLIG*N and Mrs. H*well walked in the dinning room and said: we heard all that you said, I shut it off. TOO SCARY of a film! OY!
I cant watch the scene in R*SCUE FROM G*LL*GANS ISL*ND when Mr. and Mrs. H*well here their friends insulting SK*PPER and G*LLIG*N. Then Mrs. H*well goes in the dinning room and says: We heard all that you said! I still get nightmares from that scene!
I been on a diet for a week. Time to get on the scale. OH NO! I GAINED 200 POUNDS!!!
Hey diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife F-U-C-K-E-D the retard boy next door!
During season 1 of THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR, our PU$$IES weren't paid and Hef made 400,000 bucks an episode. He wouldn't let us cut our hair the way we wanted and he offered us drugs, When Hef EXPIRED, We said GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!
My boss has a bathtub in his office. The bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!
That playmate, MIRIAM GONZALES, wears a 38H bra! HOLY F-U-C-K! Shes also a borg drone, so I asked her to assimilate me. Because of her huge TITS, her assimilation tubules in her left hand were freakishly long and thick. When she injected her tubules into my neck, I just rested my face in her huge watermelon-boobs. As she filled my blood up with her nanoprobes, I felt her huge watermelon-boobs going up and down in my face as she breathed. Before I lost consciousness , the last thing I saw was her 38H tits in my face! DAMN!
You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murder, man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' peoples heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
When I watch the UNIMATRIX ZERO episode of Star Trek: oyager, I masturbate to the scene where the borg drone assimilates that woman in the red dress. Hearing the assimilation tubules make those mean noises, the woman moaning in pain as the drone injects nanoprobes into her. Thw woman losing consciousness from being assimilated. I keep watching it and get horny and need to masturbate more. My wife says I ned therapy!
My dick still hurts
I get so horny when my girlfriend sits on my yellow baby bl@nkey as a cushion while playing GTA;% at my house. Today I washed my bl@nkey, he smelled like detergent. Today Nicole came wearing skin tight yoga pants all the way up her butt crack. She made my bl@nkey into a square shape, put him on her chair and sat on him. When she got up, I sn*ffed bl@nkey. The clean detergent smell was replaced by he sexy cucumber-melon and perfume butt smell.
My dick hurts.
I don't know if I want my name to be KaSnareley Retardley or Generic person 1-3-7.
Hey, Haley! YOU SUCK, I RULE! WHO DA MAN?! WHO DA MAN?! WHO DA MAN?!
Folks. My time running for President is DONE! FINITO! DEAD! CRUSHED! Perhaps it wasnt meant to be. SAD!
Remember the UP AT BAT episode of G*LLIGAN ISL*ND where G*lligan was Dracula? The H*wells were so pathetic! Mrs. H*well just putting her arms up in a pathetic attempt to stop an attack, and Mr. H*well just ran away when his wife got captured! Then Mrs. H*well doing that wussy scream-moan when she got bit, and doing a more comical scream-moan when she got bit a second time! What kind of B*TCH-ASS writing is that?!
Remember the UP AT BAT episode of GILLIGAN ISLAND ? In the dream scene where Gilligan was Dracula, the Howell's were just useless F**KS! Mrs. Howell just had her arms up in a pathetic attempt to stop an attack, and Mr.Howell just ran away when Dracula captured his wife. Mrs. Howell just did that wussy scream moan when Gilligan Dracula bit her. Then she did a more comical scream moan when Gilligan- Dracula bit her again! What kind of B*TCH-ASS writing is that?!