My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?
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DUDE
3 years ago
When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.
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GIMP
3 years ago
I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself☹️
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Dirk
3 years ago
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a really strong Borg drone. Once she put her right arm around me I couldn't fight back. MARYELLEN gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I got weak and rested my face in her 34E boobs! It was worth being assimilated having her huge tits in my face!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.
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Yolanda
3 years ago
Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!
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Yolanda
3 years ago
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
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DUKE
3 years ago
My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
When my wife stands up, her pants are always stuck in hr butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?
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SAD
3 years ago
MY CASINO FAILED! Every night i just threw money up in the air for costumers! Why did I fail?
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight, push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey! I'm getting horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt in her tight skirt is sitting on my bl*nkey!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.
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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties☹️
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big but cheeks!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!
My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?
When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.
I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself☹️
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a really strong Borg drone. Once she put her right arm around me I couldn't fight back. MARYELLEN gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I got weak and rested my face in her 34E boobs! It was worth being assimilated having her huge tits in my face!
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.
Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!
Which are you... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT
We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
When my wife stands up, her pants are always stuck in hr butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?
MY CASINO FAILED! Every night i just threw money up in the air for costumers! Why did I fail?
Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight, push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey! I'm getting horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt in her tight skirt is sitting on my bl*nkey!
For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!
In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties☹️
As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big but cheeks!
The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!