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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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WIFE
3 years ago

My husband, Leszek, makes DONKEY PORN magazines! When I caught him taking pictures of the donkey's private parts, I said, let me the hell outta here before I throw up!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

In my house, November is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business! I hook tye donkey's up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

When my son is sleeping, I take his underwear off and dress him in his sisters panties!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

My wife says i have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store MASTER BAIT. What? What's so funny?!

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Duke
3 years ago

My penis is hungry for a hot blonde.

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife got mugged today. Except it was me that mugged me, I didn't want her money. I wanted her undies! I made her pull her pink lace thong down out in public!

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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago

When I was a Borg drone, I assimilated innocent people. Not only did I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, I injected metal into them so they could handle the nanoprobes.

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

One of them alien things from SIGNS was on my roof! I went outside and yelled at it, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!

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Niko Belic
3 years ago

For a joke, on a dating site, I asked a guy to go out of me. His response was Are you some kinda FAAGGOT?!

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Niko Belic
3 years ago

For a joke, on a dating site, I asked a guy to go out with me. His response was, Are you some kinda F-A-G?!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I keep a TOILET JOURNAL. I record the size, color, and texture of my FECES!

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FATHER
3 years ago

My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can!

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Holly Madison
3 years ago

If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!

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Holly Madison
3 years ago

I was Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted that table over!

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Paul
3 years ago

I didn't know KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. When I smelled where she just sat, she put her right arm around me, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I'm gonna become a drone! Her butt did smell like cucumber melon and perfume.

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JAMES
3 years ago

YOU! Have no FU¢KING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand, why I have to put this gun in my mouth!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I get so horny having Aunt Debbie sit on both of my baby bl*nkies innher yoga pants. Yesterday and today she's sitting on my new baby bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie says she needsto get her butt smell and cheek marks forged in bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie got up for a minute. I took a quick smell, her lotion butt smell is so sexy on bl*nkey. Tonight I'll be sucking my thumb and snuggling with a baby bl*nkey that was up Aunt Debbie's ass in yoga pants!