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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

My wife is mad at me. When a Borg drone was assimilating her, I just jacked off! Hearing my wife groan in pain from the assimilation tubules got me hot!

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General Big Butt
3 years ago

I have wax mannequins of GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I love snuggling with my baby bl*nkey after Aunt Debbie sits on him. She pulled her jean shorts down and sat on bl*nkey in her hot-pink lace panty.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I get so horny watching Aunt Debbie sit on my baby bl*nkey. Her gorgeous thighs are thick on bl*nkey, her bubble butt crushing my bl*nkey. When I get close to Aunt Debbie I can smell her lotion butt smell getting on bl*nkey.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My piece of American $HIT computer screwed up. I wrote that last comment.

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

There's nothing I can do for my FOUR baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie captured them all and sits on them with her sexy bubble butt!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour is visiting. I'm making him watch me sit on one of his baby bl*nkies. I lean over and he sees his bl*nkey stuck up my butt!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

I went to Aunt Debbie's house to visit my former baby bl*nkies. I can tell she humped on them, it was wet from her PU$$Y!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

I'm glad I kept my nephew's baby bl*nkies! I jumped one of Seymour's bl*nkies, I got so horny, my PU$$Y dripped on his bl*nkey!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

Before going to bed, I finally took my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey out of my panty. My crotch got him nice and wet, plus my lotion butt smell is forged on his baby bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I'm thinking about my FOUR yellow baby bl*nkies that Aunt Debbie took away from me. She said I'm too old, I'm only 21! Aunt Debbie wrote me a text saying my bl*nkies will serve her ass. She has one in her panties while working around. I can only image how sexy her butt smell must be on bl*nkey!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour is too old for baby bl*nkies. I hide his FOUR bl*nkies in my panty drawer. Today I'm walking around with one of his bl*nkies in my leopard panty I'm wearing. I like having his bl*nkey go up my butt!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie won't give me back my FOUR baby bl*nkies! She says I'm too old. She keeps three of my bl*nkies in her panty drawer and she's sitting on the fourth!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour is 21. He's still needs his FOUR baby bl*nkies. Thats why 8 I captured all FOUR of his bl*nkies and sit on them in my yoga pants that go up my butt. I make Seymour watch me sit on his bl*nkies. I'm trying to get him use to not having his bl*nkies! He's 21!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

All FOUR of my nephew Seymour's yellow baby bl*nkies have been reborn with a greater purpose, to serve my ass as a cushion. Seymour can't help his baby bl*nkey while my ass is crushing it and making it smell like my lotion butt smell!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew, Seymour, got another new baby bl*nkey today. I captured his new bl*nkey and put it on my stool at my computer. Im sitting on his soft, new bl*nkey as I write this message. Im sitting on Seymour's baby bl*nkey in my leopard panty, wiggling my butt around on bl*nkey. All four of his bl*nkies met the same fate, under my butt as a cushion!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie just yanked my FOURTH new yellow baby bl*nkey out of my hands. She says bl*nkey isngoing to meet the same rate as my other three baby bl*nkies, serving her ass as a cushion while she works at her computer!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is going to use my FOURTH new yellow baby bl*nkey as her cushion at her work computer. Aunt Debbie wants to initiate my new bl*nkey by sitting on him in her leopard panty. She wiggled her sexy bubble butt around on bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I'm getting so horny! My FOURTH new baby bl*nkey is under Aunt Debbie's bubble butt in her leopard panty. Her thighs are thick, bl*nkey is completely crushed. Aunt Debbie says she can work for hours while sitting on my bl*nkey as a cushion.