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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. HEEB D. FAGG0T

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!

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Jean-Pierre McFaggot
3 years ago

I'm the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!

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MAD
3 years ago

I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel. DICK!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour went home without his yellow baby bl*nkey. I'm keeping his bl*nkey. His bl*nkey has been reborn with a greater purpose, to serve my ass as a cushion. His baby bl*nkey can't resist my big sexy bubble butt in a LEATHER THONG! I pulled my shorts down to sit on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My piece of AMERICAN crap computer screwed up! I wrote that last comment, not Fritz!

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FRITZ
3 years ago

My nephew, Seymour, just washed his yellow baby bl*nkey today. I took it off him, pulled my tight jean shorts down, and sat on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG! His bl*nkey is tall and fluffy after being washed. But my bubble butt is now forging his bl*nkey. Seymour is 21! He's too old for a bl*nkey. I'm turning his bl*nkey into a cushion for my ass while I work at my computer!

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FRITZ
3 years ago

I thought my wife cut her hair when I show all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. She had a bush!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I washed my baby bl*nkey today, but Aunt Debbie took bl*nkey from my hands and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell. She loves sitting on my bl*nkey after being washed, he's so soft on her butt!

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Teddy
3 years ago

My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!

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Little Tommy
3 years ago

I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!

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Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago

I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go. I'm fat!

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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago

My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, is grossly overweight. That tight dress made her TITANIC butt cheeks look massive. The chair cried as she sat on it!

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DUDE
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs are thick, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on--yeah.

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Denise Love
3 years ago

Please. He was treated total unfair re his health. I dont want to watch without Frank. Mike Wolfe should be blackballed.

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DUDE
3 years ago

My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive! My bl*nkey looked like squished gum and had a bad poo smell on him! ROSIE BISCOTTO killed bl*nkey by sitting on him!☹️☹️☹️

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DUDE
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wear 6XL size panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!