Before sex, I wiggled my ass in a thong in my wife's face!
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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago
KILLER bees. Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
3 years ago
I use to be a body drone. When this hot girl wouldn't date me, I overpowered her with my body strength and injected my assimilation tubules into her neck. When she got weak, I rested her assimilated body on the ground. When she wakes up she'll be pale and bald and full of nanoprobes in her bloodstream!
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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
3 years ago
I've been expelled from UFC! I use to be a Borg drone, when my boxing opponent tried to hit me, I got behind him, held him with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist at his neck and injected my assimilation tubules into him. When he got weak I rested his body on the ground. They rang the bell and disqualified me! The medics watched his skin turn pale! Guess you're not supposed to assimilate your opponent!
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Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
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TRICARIO
3 years ago
I taught my son wholesome family values. Like taking other people's land by force and wearing tight leather pants while you do it!
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GIMP
3 years ago
That last guy was full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
In GTA Vice city, I have 99 hidden packages but I still got the hunter helicopter. You don't need 100.
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
Whenever I play GTA Vice city, I don't stay at their Vercetti estate, I live at the El Swanko Casa mansion. Nice and modest.
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Anonymous
3 years ago
I didn't know a QUAVA was a fruit. I thought QUAVA was what came out of a volcano!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
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BOL L GOL
3 years ago
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties, Youres just a disgusting pig!
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BOL L GOL
3 years ago
When you women wear 3XL panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties you're a FAT F-U-C-K!
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BOL L GOL
3 years ago
When you women wear 3XL panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties, you're a FAT FU¢K!
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GIMP
3 years ago
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
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REX LINN
3 years ago
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster! She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in a thong in my wife's face!
KILLER bees. Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
I use to be a body drone. When this hot girl wouldn't date me, I overpowered her with my body strength and injected my assimilation tubules into her neck. When she got weak, I rested her assimilated body on the ground. When she wakes up she'll be pale and bald and full of nanoprobes in her bloodstream!
I've been expelled from UFC! I use to be a Borg drone, when my boxing opponent tried to hit me, I got behind him, held him with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist at his neck and injected my assimilation tubules into him. When he got weak I rested his body on the ground. They rang the bell and disqualified me! The medics watched his skin turn pale! Guess you're not supposed to assimilate your opponent!
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
I taught my son wholesome family values. Like taking other people's land by force and wearing tight leather pants while you do it!
That last guy was full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
In GTA Vice city, I have 99 hidden packages but I still got the hunter helicopter. You don't need 100.
Whenever I play GTA Vice city, I don't stay at their Vercetti estate, I live at the El Swanko Casa mansion. Nice and modest.
I didn't know a QUAVA was a fruit. I thought QUAVA was what came out of a volcano!
Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties, Youres just a disgusting pig!
When you women wear 3XL panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties you're a FAT F-U-C-K!
When you women wear 3XL panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties, you're a FAT FU¢K!
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster! She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!