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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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LESZEK
3 years ago

Before sex, I wiggled my ass in a thong in my wife's face!

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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago

KILLER bees. Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!

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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago

Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!

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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
3 years ago

I use to be a body drone. When this hot girl wouldn't date me, I overpowered her with my body strength and injected my assimilation tubules into her neck. When she got weak, I rested her assimilated body on the ground. When she wakes up she'll be pale and bald and full of nanoprobes in her bloodstream!

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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
3 years ago

I've been expelled from UFC! I use to be a Borg drone, when my boxing opponent tried to hit me, I got behind him, held him with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist at his neck and injected my assimilation tubules into him. When he got weak I rested his body on the ground. They rang the bell and disqualified me! The medics watched his skin turn pale! Guess you're not supposed to assimilate your opponent!

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Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago

My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!

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TRICARIO
3 years ago

I taught my son wholesome family values. Like taking other people's land by force and wearing tight leather pants while you do it!

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GIMP
3 years ago

That last guy was full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

In GTA Vice city, I have 99 hidden packages but I still got the hunter helicopter. You don't need 100.

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

Whenever I play GTA Vice city, I don't stay at their Vercetti estate, I live at the El Swanko Casa mansion. Nice and modest.

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Anonymous
3 years ago

I didn't know a QUAVA was a fruit. I thought QUAVA was what came out of a volcano!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!

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Frischman
3 years ago

Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!

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Frischman
3 years ago

Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!

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BOL L GOL
3 years ago

When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties, Youres just a disgusting pig!

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BOL L GOL
3 years ago

When you women wear 3XL panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties you're a FAT F-U-C-K!

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BOL L GOL
3 years ago

When you women wear 3XL panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, or 7XL panties, you're a FAT FU¢K!

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GIMP
3 years ago

If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!

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REX LINN
3 years ago

The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster! She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!