I'm not a good banker. In one year, I wrote 40 bad loans! P.U.!
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Garth
3 years ago
I love NCC. On star trek, they have NCC all over their shoes!
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GIMP
3 years ago
The ALBINO uses HEROIN -FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel!
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BOL L GOL
3 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, these BEANERS infest our country!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
I, too, was assimilated by MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I quickly grabbed her 42E boobs. It was worth being assimilated by a sexy Borg drone like her.
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Teddy
3 years ago
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a body drone! She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noises. She rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Looking for someone else to assimilate.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA, is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL panties. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on!
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Chip
3 years ago
My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.
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SID
3 years ago
I'm surrounded by neighbors speaking Spanish! Might as well change the country name to SPIC-NATION!
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PHIL
3 years ago
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its--
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!
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ACEY
3 years ago
I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun! All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire! I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
I won the lottery yesterday. Today I told my former boss to PUCKER UP and KISS MY ASS!
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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago
TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she was wearing! She left before we had the chance to order dinner!☹️
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Birkowitz
3 years ago
I didn't know CAITLIN KINSELLA of De Sales university was a Borg drone. She quickly overpowered me! She put her right arm around me, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me! I felt her boobs against my back as her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me. She then rested my assimilated body on the ground when I lost consciousness!
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO
I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
I'm not a good banker. In one year, I wrote 40 bad loans! P.U.!
I love NCC. On star trek, they have NCC all over their shoes!
The ALBINO uses HEROIN -FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel!
Like a plaque of boils, these BEANERS infest our country!
I, too, was assimilated by MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I quickly grabbed her 42E boobs. It was worth being assimilated by a sexy Borg drone like her.
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a body drone! She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noises. She rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Looking for someone else to assimilate.
I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!
SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA, is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL panties. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on!
My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.
I'm surrounded by neighbors speaking Spanish! Might as well change the country name to SPIC-NATION!
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its--
My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!
I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun! All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire! I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%
I won the lottery yesterday. Today I told my former boss to PUCKER UP and KISS MY ASS!
TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!
My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she was wearing! She left before we had the chance to order dinner!☹️
I didn't know CAITLIN KINSELLA of De Sales university was a Borg drone. She quickly overpowered me! She put her right arm around me, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me! I felt her boobs against my back as her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me. She then rested my assimilated body on the ground when I lost consciousness!
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!