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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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STEVE RHOADES
3 years ago

I'm not a good banker. In one year, I wrote 40 bad loans! P.U.!

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Garth
3 years ago

I love NCC. On star trek, they have NCC all over their shoes!

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GIMP
3 years ago

The ALBINO uses HEROIN -FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel!

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BOL L GOL
3 years ago

Like a plaque of boils, these BEANERS infest our country!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

I, too, was assimilated by MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I quickly grabbed her 42E boobs. It was worth being assimilated by a sexy Borg drone like her.

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Teddy
3 years ago

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a body drone! She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noises. She rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Looking for someone else to assimilate.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA, is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL panties. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on!

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Chip
3 years ago

My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.

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SID
3 years ago

I'm surrounded by neighbors speaking Spanish! Might as well change the country name to SPIC-NATION!

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PHIL
3 years ago

We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its--

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!

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ACEY
3 years ago

I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun! All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire! I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

I won the lottery yesterday. Today I told my former boss to PUCKER UP and KISS MY ASS!

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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago

TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she was wearing! She left before we had the chance to order dinner!☹️

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Birkowitz
3 years ago

I didn't know CAITLIN KINSELLA of De Sales university was a Borg drone. She quickly overpowered me! She put her right arm around me, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me! I felt her boobs against my back as her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me. She then rested my assimilated body on the ground when I lost consciousness!

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FRITZ
3 years ago

I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!

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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago

I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!