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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

I told my Mexican neighbor he looks SPIC-N-SPAN!

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Guy
3 years ago

I meant bragged, not grabbed! My crap American computer messed up! American garbage!

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GUY
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO is a Borg tactical drone, because she's fat. I grabbed to my friends I could fight her. But she overpowered me in seconds. Held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. When I got weak she rested my body on the ground. Everyone rubbed it in! If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!

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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago

I have medical issues. Like SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS and PENIS WITHDRAWAL!

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Little Tommy
3 years ago

Music teacher got mad because I laughed at the word TROMBONER!

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Ventura
3 years ago

Nothing but FAGG0TS in this country!

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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago

When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit--uh

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

I found my wife floating face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!

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KU KLUXER
3 years ago

JESUS H CHRIST! I'm sick of hearing about black history! Go back to Africa!

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Charmaine
3 years ago

That doesn't make no sense! She was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

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POPS
3 years ago

Women today are harlets! All I ever see is women wearing skin tight yoga pants all the way up their butt cracks! Like we really want to see their butt cracks! In my day, 1615, womwn dressed appropriately!

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KU KLUXER
3 years ago

Hey, AL SHARPTON! Just die already!

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KU KLUXER
3 years ago

I live in Florida. I aint learning N-I-G-G-E-R history! Who do these black F**KERS think they are?!

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Anna Nystrom
3 years ago

I wrote that last comment, not Garth. F**doing computer screwed up!

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Garth
3 years ago

My boss had a talk with me about the way I dress at work. I wear skin tight yoga pants that go up my butt crack.

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Garth
3 years ago

My wife gets upset when our son's girlfriend comes over. She wears skin tight yoga pants that go all the way up her butt crack and she sits on our furniture with herngutt crack showing. My wife sprays wherever the girlfriend sits.

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Armin
3 years ago

PCP! Gang members on PCP!

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MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER
3 years ago

I love being a Borg drone. I overpower men! I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist at their necks and inject my thick assimilation tubules into them. My tubules make mean noises as they inject nanoprobes into my victims. I wiggle my guy victims as they get weak and I rest their unconscious bodies on the ground! My nanoprobes turn their skin pale!

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AnnaBelle
3 years ago

That fat cow MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER assimilated the love of my life! She didn't show any remorse! After she rested his body on the ground, I had to watch his skin turn pale, he's becoming a drone!

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Teddy
3 years ago

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a Borg drone. I bragged about how I could fight her, but she overpowered me and injected he assimilation tubules in my neck. Everyone rubbed it in! If I was so strong, why did I let MARYELLEN assimilate me!