I was too rough with my wife last night. She has V-A-G-I-N-A-L INJURIES!
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DUKE
3 years ago
I was too rough with my wife last night. She has VAGINAL INJURIES!
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ETHAN
3 years ago
(bowling bowl goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUS-HOG!!!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife had to apologize to our friends, they couldn't sit on the couch because of all the farting I do!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss says I need to treat him with more respect. So I grabbed him by his throat and pointed my finer innhis face!
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REN
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends how I could fight Caitlin Schneider even though she's a fat Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds, Caitlin's fat hurt me. She quickly injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do to bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow Caitlin Schneider to assimilate me?!
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Hotchner
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends how i could fight Laurel Boedeker Anthony, even though she's fat and a Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. Once she got her thick assimilation tubules in my neck, it was over. She helped me to the ground as I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do too bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. They asked me, if I didn't do too bad fighting Laurel Boedeker Anthony, then why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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BIGGS
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends how I could fight MaryBeth Brown even though she's fat and a Borg drone. She overpowered me in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground and I turned pale. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends about how I could fight Amber DeMarco even though she's fat and a Borg drone. But she overpowered me in seconds and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck and rested my body on the ground. When I woke up everyone asked me, if I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I plan on distributing my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
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Wayne
3 years ago
When DEBBIE BOEDEKER injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass! As her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me, I rubbed her sexy bubble butt!
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Belinda
3 years ago
Cops was here earlier. My son got H-I-G-H fourteen times in a row, but Charmaine hit him. Look at my arm. See my arm. Plus may I say one thing? Charmaine robbed the laundromat where she work at!
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Eddie
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is unbelievable! She's a sexy Borg drone. She wears her Maidenform leopard panty when she assimilates her men victims!
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QUINN MALLORY and MAXIMILIAN ARTURO
3 years ago
We SLID to a world where DONALD TRUMP was never born! No racist President.
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JON VON JON
3 years ago
I didn't even try to fight KATIE SEARFOSS. She's a sexy body drone. When her assimilation tubules punctured my neck, my hands grabbed her boobs! Even in her Borg body armor, her 38D boobs show!
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JON VON JON
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS wears her Maidenform leopard panty with her leopard dress and tight jeans!
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SAD
3 years ago
The ALBINO didn't stop with the Shriners hospital in Pennsylvania. He attacked and destroyed every Shriners hospital in the East coast!☹️
I'm a SPEED MANUFACTURER! I make DEODORANT!
I was too rough with my wife last night. She has V-A-G-I-N-A-L INJURIES!
I was too rough with my wife last night. She has VAGINAL INJURIES!
(bowling bowl goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUS-HOG!!!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
My wife had to apologize to our friends, they couldn't sit on the couch because of all the farting I do!
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!
My boss says I need to treat him with more respect. So I grabbed him by his throat and pointed my finer innhis face!
I bragged to my friends how I could fight Caitlin Schneider even though she's a fat Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds, Caitlin's fat hurt me. She quickly injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do to bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow Caitlin Schneider to assimilate me?!
I bragged to my friends how i could fight Laurel Boedeker Anthony, even though she's fat and a Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. Once she got her thick assimilation tubules in my neck, it was over. She helped me to the ground as I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do too bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. They asked me, if I didn't do too bad fighting Laurel Boedeker Anthony, then why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I bragged to my friends how I could fight MaryBeth Brown even though she's fat and a Borg drone. She overpowered me in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground and I turned pale. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I bragged to my friends about how I could fight Amber DeMarco even though she's fat and a Borg drone. But she overpowered me in seconds and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck and rested my body on the ground. When I woke up everyone asked me, if I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I plan on distributing my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
When DEBBIE BOEDEKER injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass! As her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me, I rubbed her sexy bubble butt!
Cops was here earlier. My son got H-I-G-H fourteen times in a row, but Charmaine hit him. Look at my arm. See my arm. Plus may I say one thing? Charmaine robbed the laundromat where she work at!
KATIE SEARFOSS is unbelievable! She's a sexy Borg drone. She wears her Maidenform leopard panty when she assimilates her men victims!
We SLID to a world where DONALD TRUMP was never born! No racist President.
I didn't even try to fight KATIE SEARFOSS. She's a sexy body drone. When her assimilation tubules punctured my neck, my hands grabbed her boobs! Even in her Borg body armor, her 38D boobs show!
KATIE SEARFOSS wears her Maidenform leopard panty with her leopard dress and tight jeans!
The ALBINO didn't stop with the Shriners hospital in Pennsylvania. He attacked and destroyed every Shriners hospital in the East coast!☹️