Bring Back Frank Fritz

My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, wears 7XL size panties! When I held the panties out to see the size, I was like--WHOA!

Last week I joined the KKK, that didn't last. Then I formed my own RAPE GANG, that fizzled out. Today I'm creating a DONKEY PORN magazine business!

I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "chief pointy head"!

I had a great night's sleep. I use my Aunt Debbie's pink see through panty as a baby bl*nkey. I sucked my thumb, too, while snuggling with her panty as my bl*nkey!

I go to the bathroom outside, I smell women's butts! My wife says I'm a dog!

I knew one day I'd be gone so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!

Everyday TONYA JONES comes over and does her work. When she leaves, I smell the stool where she sat. She cucumber-melon butt smell is so sweet and sexy!

TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. She assimilates her men victims wearing her pink see through panty. I'm next in line for Tonya to assimilate

On the new Press your luck, you get four whammies, the whammy will SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!

On the new Press your luck, you get four whammies, the whammy will SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!

These are very serious charges, Melissa. A man was found EXECUTED in your driveway.

My best agent is my friend. He asked me to hide a diplomatic pouch in my house. What could go wrong?

I left the house to get us lunch and when I came back I found the diplomatic pouch, EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head. That's what I get for helping my agent friend. Now I'm the one in hot water!

I was leaving work and I found this guy in a dumpster EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head. It's happening again!

Remember that guy I thought I found in the dumpster EXECUTED? Never happened! I have a sick mind! I think I'm seeing people being EXECUTED when it never happened!

My wife says I need therapy because I think I'm seeing people being EXECUTED when it never happens!

I won first prize on the price is right! I got to smell RACHEL REYNOLDS butt!!!

Christina Applegate is a sexy Borg drone. Her bubble butt sticks out. I asked her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, my hands grabbed her ass. It was worth it!

TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. I told everyone I could fight her. But it was over in seconds! When she was human, TONYA JONES was toned up. Now as a Borg she's stronger. She injected her assimilation tubules in my neck and I lost consciousness. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in! If I was so strong, why did I allow TONYA JONES to assimilate me?!

We shot down the spy balloon the ALBINO sent over America!