Remember in Aladdin when Abu touched the forbidden treasure and that desert thing went nuts? When I touched my wife's panties, she yelled at me for touching her forbidden panties and she went nuts like that desert thing in Aladdin!
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WES
3 years ago
My wife warned me about staying out in the snow too long. My PENIS is frost bitten and now we can't have sex!
L
LEECOW
3 years ago
My wife's dog is just like her! It NAGS me and throws my MONEY AWAY!!!
R
Randy
3 years ago
I smelled where Amanda Janiga Williams sat. Her ass left a sexy cucmber-melon butt smell! She grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I didn't know she was a drone!
H
Hotchner
3 years ago
I love being a Borg drone. This guy I captured couldn't fight back, I held him with my right arm! He tried and tried but couldn't break free. I then injected my assimilation tubules from my first two left hand fingers into his neck! He's becoming a drone now!
H
Hotchner
3 years ago
Tonya Jones is a sexy Borg drone. I volunteered to be assimilated! When Tonya Jones injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass. As her tubules made mean noises, I rubbed her ass!
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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 7XL size panties. SAD☹️☹️☹️
S
Sakkath
3 years ago
I snooped around in ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panty drawers. The size tags on her panties said:7XL! Eat a salad for dinner, you PIGGO!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panties are bigger than plus size, she wears 7XL panties. I stole three of her panties, I get turned on by her big butt!
B
BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss didn't give me that raise. So I asked him if his mom still works at the WH0RE HOUSE, and if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
K
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS COACH
3 years ago
Hey, Eagles fans! YOU SUCK, I RULE!
WHO DA MAN?!
WHO DA MAN?!
WHO DA MAN?!
P
PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago
They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!
M
MAD
3 years ago
The ALBINO cheated! Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!
A
Andrew Spess
3 years ago
I asked my MOTHER if she'd seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere!
N
NEWS DUDE
3 years ago
Superbowl LVII is rigged by the ALBINO!
B
BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife says we have to retire our poor couch because of all the FARTING I do!
B
BOL L GOL
3 years ago
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, or 7XL size panties! You're just a PIG!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife must be in heat! She's walking around the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!
S
Symba
3 years ago
STAR TREK
Created by
Gene Roddendork
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!
Remember in Aladdin when Abu touched the forbidden treasure and that desert thing went nuts? When I touched my wife's panties, she yelled at me for touching her forbidden panties and she went nuts like that desert thing in Aladdin!
My wife warned me about staying out in the snow too long. My PENIS is frost bitten and now we can't have sex!
My wife's dog is just like her! It NAGS me and throws my MONEY AWAY!!!
I smelled where Amanda Janiga Williams sat. Her ass left a sexy cucmber-melon butt smell! She grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I didn't know she was a drone!
I love being a Borg drone. This guy I captured couldn't fight back, I held him with my right arm! He tried and tried but couldn't break free. I then injected my assimilation tubules from my first two left hand fingers into his neck! He's becoming a drone now!
Tonya Jones is a sexy Borg drone. I volunteered to be assimilated! When Tonya Jones injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass. As her tubules made mean noises, I rubbed her ass!
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 7XL size panties. SAD☹️☹️☹️
I snooped around in ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panty drawers. The size tags on her panties said:7XL! Eat a salad for dinner, you PIGGO!
ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panties are bigger than plus size, she wears 7XL panties. I stole three of her panties, I get turned on by her big butt!
My boss didn't give me that raise. So I asked him if his mom still works at the WH0RE HOUSE, and if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
Hey, Eagles fans! YOU SUCK, I RULE! WHO DA MAN?! WHO DA MAN?! WHO DA MAN?!
They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!
The ALBINO cheated! Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!
I asked my MOTHER if she'd seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere!
Superbowl LVII is rigged by the ALBINO!
My wife says we have to retire our poor couch because of all the FARTING I do!
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, or 7XL size panties! You're just a PIG!
My wife must be in heat! She's walking around the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!
STAR TREK Created by Gene Roddendork
Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!