Bring Back Frank Fritz

I tried fighting LAUREL BOEDEKER ANTHONY, but she's fat and a Borg tactical drone. Once she got her right arm around me it was over. She injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness and she texted me on the ground. She didn't show any remorse.

My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!

I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother! RINGO &DINGO!

I let my son have a party today. Then at work, I received a call from the Police about an INDECENT SEX ACT at the party! JUNIOR! I'm going to SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!

I, too, was assimilated by HAYDEN PANETIERRE! She just gave me dirty looks with her assimilation tubules in my neck!

I bragged to my friends how I could fight HAYDEN PANETIERRE even though she's a Borg drone. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. She rested me on the ground. When I woke up, I tried telling everyone I didn't do so bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I let a five foot woman assimilate me?!

I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!

My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table was broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?

DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass! She told me she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!

My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again! That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh

My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants! She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES! Im getting so horny!

My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!

After I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!

KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!

I love wearing yoga pants with my THONG! I love feeling my yoga pants and THONG going up my butt!

Yesterday I stole my Aunt Debbie's LEATHER PANTY and LEATHER BRA set. Last night I used the LEATHER BRA as my baby bl*nkey. Tonight her LEATHER PANTY will be my baby bl*nkey!

Today is Seymour's 36th birthday! For my nephew's birthday, I'm wearing my tight LEATHER dress with LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!

I'm enjoying my birthday dinner date with Aunt Debbie! She's wearing her brand new LEATHER BRA and PANTY set with her tight LEATHER dress! For my present, Aunt Debbie put my baby bl*nkey up her dress and is sitting on bl*nkey in her LEATHER PANTY!

Today's my birthday. My wife put honey on her TITS and I get to lick it off!

I think my wife wants sex. She's walking around the house in her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY!