Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a COP. E-I-E-I-O. With an oink-oink here, oink-oink there. Here an oink, there an oink. Everywhere an oink-oink!
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WIFE
3 years ago
I found my husband on the ground with puncture wounds on his neck. Katie Searfoss said she injected her nanoprobes into his bloodstream. He's becoming a drone.
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I'm in trouble! I was pretending my dad's nail gun was a real gun, I was firing it outside and my neighbor got a nail in his eye!
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I thought we had a president named USELESS S GRANT! What kind of name is ULYSSES?!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
What did Tennessee? The sama as Arkansas. Wha--?!
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️
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ETHAN
3 years ago
My dear, you've sent the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
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Ethan
3 years ago
(bowling ball goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUSHOG!!!
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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago
My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.
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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago
My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!
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SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and let glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)
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Gnome
3 years ago
Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion. She rested my body on the ground and walked away!
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!
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Lance
3 years ago
Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!
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STERLING MACCER MCFAGGOT
3 years ago
I didn't know Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck.
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Celine Widdick
3 years ago
I wrote that last comment, not Lamaar Jones. Piece of crap computer screws up!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!
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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Marlon
3 years ago
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.
Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a COP. E-I-E-I-O. With an oink-oink here, oink-oink there. Here an oink, there an oink. Everywhere an oink-oink!
I found my husband on the ground with puncture wounds on his neck. Katie Searfoss said she injected her nanoprobes into his bloodstream. He's becoming a drone.
I'm in trouble! I was pretending my dad's nail gun was a real gun, I was firing it outside and my neighbor got a nail in his eye!
I thought we had a president named USELESS S GRANT! What kind of name is ULYSSES?!
What did Tennessee? The sama as Arkansas. Wha--?!
I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️
My dear, you've sent the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
(bowling ball goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUSHOG!!!
My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.
My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and let glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)
Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion. She rested my body on the ground and walked away!
Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!
Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!
I didn't know Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck.
I wrote that last comment, not Lamaar Jones. Piece of crap computer screws up!
I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!
I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.