MARYBETH BROWN of Pittston, Pennsylvania, is fat. She had a huge shapely bubble butt. She's a Borg tactical drone, she overpowered me in seconds. When she injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck, I just grabbed her big shapely bubble butt!
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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
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PHIL
3 years ago
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago
Were the sons of Tom Sizemore .Our father finally died! We thought he's never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish. Happy holidays to his family!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZE MORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
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GIMP
3 years ago
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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FATHER
3 years ago
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won.mwhen I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face. The police told me if I'd punched him just a little harder, I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
My nephew Seymour bought a fifth yellow baby bl*nkey from Amazon! The other four he had I took from him and sit on them as cushions, a different bl*nkey everyday! I took away his fifth bl*nkey! He's too old for baby bl*nkies! I'm initiating the fifth bl*nkey right now by sitting on it in my leopard thong. Seymour is watching me forge his new bl*nkey. I keep Seymour away from his bl*nkies by sitting on them!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie is mean. She's making me watch her sit on my FIFTH yellow baby bl*nkey I just got from Amazon today. Her thighs are so thick and her butt bulges off the back of the chair. She completely crushes bl*nkey.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie finally got up off my FIFTH yellow baby bl*nkey! All my yellow baby bl*nkies met the same fate, being sat on by Aunt Debbie's sexy, bubble butt. The new smell on bl*nkey was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!
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FATHER
3 years ago
I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!
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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago
Hey, old man! Just die already! We want your FU¢KING MONEY!!!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Looks like that TOM SIZEMORE CA-CA is near his EXPIRATION DATE! Happy holidays to his family♥️
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McNulty
3 years ago
My wife thinks I need therapy. I like watching people being EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head.
MARYBETH BROWN of Pittston, Pennsylvania, is fat. She had a huge shapely bubble butt. She's a Borg tactical drone, she overpowered me in seconds. When she injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck, I just grabbed her big shapely bubble butt!
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
Were the sons of Tom Sizemore .Our father finally died! We thought he's never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish. Happy holidays to his family!
TOM SIZE MORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won.mwhen I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!
When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face. The police told me if I'd punched him just a little harder, I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!
My nephew Seymour bought a fifth yellow baby bl*nkey from Amazon! The other four he had I took from him and sit on them as cushions, a different bl*nkey everyday! I took away his fifth bl*nkey! He's too old for baby bl*nkies! I'm initiating the fifth bl*nkey right now by sitting on it in my leopard thong. Seymour is watching me forge his new bl*nkey. I keep Seymour away from his bl*nkies by sitting on them!
Aunt Debbie is mean. She's making me watch her sit on my FIFTH yellow baby bl*nkey I just got from Amazon today. Her thighs are so thick and her butt bulges off the back of the chair. She completely crushes bl*nkey.
Aunt Debbie finally got up off my FIFTH yellow baby bl*nkey! All my yellow baby bl*nkies met the same fate, being sat on by Aunt Debbie's sexy, bubble butt. The new smell on bl*nkey was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell!
For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!
I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!
Hey, old man! Just die already! We want your FU¢KING MONEY!!!
Looks like that TOM SIZEMORE CA-CA is near his EXPIRATION DATE! Happy holidays to his family♥️
My wife thinks I need therapy. I like watching people being EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head.