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Bring Back Frank Fritz

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Eddie Penetti
3 years ago

MARYBETH BROWN of Pittston, Pennsylvania, is fat. She had a huge shapely bubble butt. She's a Borg tactical drone, she overpowered me in seconds. When she injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck, I just grabbed her big shapely bubble butt!

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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago

Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?

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PHIL
3 years ago

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!

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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago

Were the sons of Tom Sizemore .Our father finally died! We thought he's never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish. Happy holidays to his family!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

TOM SIZE MORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!

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GIMP
3 years ago

That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!

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FATHER
3 years ago

I got this call about a boat I supposedly won.mwhen I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!

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FATHER
3 years ago

My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!

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PigWart
3 years ago

My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face. The police told me if I'd punched him just a little harder, I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour bought a fifth yellow baby bl*nkey from Amazon! The other four he had I took from him and sit on them as cushions, a different bl*nkey everyday! I took away his fifth bl*nkey! He's too old for baby bl*nkies! I'm initiating the fifth bl*nkey right now by sitting on it in my leopard thong. Seymour is watching me forge his new bl*nkey. I keep Seymour away from his bl*nkies by sitting on them!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is mean. She's making me watch her sit on my FIFTH yellow baby bl*nkey I just got from Amazon today. Her thighs are so thick and her butt bulges off the back of the chair. She completely crushes bl*nkey.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie finally got up off my FIFTH yellow baby bl*nkey! All my yellow baby bl*nkies met the same fate, being sat on by Aunt Debbie's sexy, bubble butt. The new smell on bl*nkey was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!

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FATHER
3 years ago

I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!

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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago

Hey, old man! Just die already! We want your FU¢KING MONEY!!!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

Looks like that TOM SIZEMORE CA-CA is near his EXPIRATION DATE! Happy holidays to his family♥️

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McNulty
3 years ago

My wife thinks I need therapy. I like watching people being EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head.