We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION!
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Vaughn
3 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.
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Vaughn
3 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan. Son of Dornar and Ansha.
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SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago
1. A box of condoms
2. Ten bottles of vodka
3. The WH0RE at the corner
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
My nephew Seymour bought another new baby bl*nkey. Just like the other five bl*nkies, I took it off him and I'm sitting on it like a cushion as I write this comment. He's too old for a baby bl*nkey! That's six now I took off him! Now everyday I can choose a different bl*nkey of his I took off him and sit on it like a cushion. With this new bl*nkey. I pulled my jean shorts down and I'm sitting on it in my Maidenform leopard panty! I'm making Seymour watch me sit on his bl*nkey.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My SIXTH yellow baby bl*nkey met the same fate as my FIFTH new baby bl*nkey from last week. Aunt Debbie took him from me and is sitting on bl*nkey as a cushion as she surf's the internet. Her skin tight yoga pants go up her butt crack and that is what she's wearing to sit on my newest baby bl*nkey!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie got up off my SIXTH new baby bl*nkey. Her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey. The new smell is replace by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I've been charge with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
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FREDDY BISTROW
3 years ago
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
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Mosquito Valentino
3 years ago
I'm just a lad rat to my wife. She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!
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Anonymous Andy
3 years ago
Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those offensive words make me feel like throwing up!
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McKean
3 years ago
Which are you...
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. FAGG0T
D. N-I-G-G-E-R
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ENTERTAINMENT
3 years ago
We now return to Gilligan's island
MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing!
THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties.
(Canned laughter)
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Billy Bob
3 years ago
I snorted some bad mugwort!
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Garth
3 years ago
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
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Celine Widdick
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it. Pot made a loud crashing sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION!
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan. Son of Dornar and Ansha.
1. A box of condoms 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!
My nephew Seymour bought another new baby bl*nkey. Just like the other five bl*nkies, I took it off him and I'm sitting on it like a cushion as I write this comment. He's too old for a baby bl*nkey! That's six now I took off him! Now everyday I can choose a different bl*nkey of his I took off him and sit on it like a cushion. With this new bl*nkey. I pulled my jean shorts down and I'm sitting on it in my Maidenform leopard panty! I'm making Seymour watch me sit on his bl*nkey.
My SIXTH yellow baby bl*nkey met the same fate as my FIFTH new baby bl*nkey from last week. Aunt Debbie took him from me and is sitting on bl*nkey as a cushion as she surf's the internet. Her skin tight yoga pants go up her butt crack and that is what she's wearing to sit on my newest baby bl*nkey!
Aunt Debbie got up off my SIXTH new baby bl*nkey. Her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey. The new smell is replace by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell!
I've been charge with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
I'm just a lad rat to my wife. She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!
Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those offensive words make me feel like throwing up!
Which are you... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAGG0T D. N-I-G-G-E-R
We now return to Gilligan's island MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)
I snorted some bad mugwort!
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it. Pot made a loud crashing sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!