My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)
D
DIRK
3 years ago
My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!
G
Garth
3 years ago
Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?
E
ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego but when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called...
Taste
In
Television
Services
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BOSS
3 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in this country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
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Charles
3 years ago
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
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HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!
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Locutus of Borg
3 years ago
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
D
Domingo
3 years ago
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
M
MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!
T
Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago
Again my American crap computer screwed up! I wrote that last two comments!
T
Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago
I want that last comment, not husband. Computer screwed up!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
I wear 7XL size panties. One day I stood up on a plastic porch chair to hang up decorations and the chair broke! I landed on my massive ass! Good God! 7XL panties? I let myself go!!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
E
EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I use to have SIX yellow baby bl*nkies, but aunt Debbie took them from me, she says I'm too old. Everyday when she works at her computer, she sits on a different baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She has a sexy bubble butt. My bl*nkies get forged by her sexy ass!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)
My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!
Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?
I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego but when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I created my own television network! It's called... Taste In Television Services
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in this country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!
Again my American crap computer screwed up! I wrote that last two comments!
I want that last comment, not husband. Computer screwed up!
I wear 7XL size panties. One day I stood up on a plastic porch chair to hang up decorations and the chair broke! I landed on my massive ass! Good God! 7XL panties? I let myself go!!
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
I use to have SIX yellow baby bl*nkies, but aunt Debbie took them from me, she says I'm too old. Everyday when she works at her computer, she sits on a different baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She has a sexy bubble butt. My bl*nkies get forged by her sexy ass!
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!