My aunt Debbie is working at her computer. She's sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell bl*nkey after she sat on him!
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BOSS
3 years ago
DAN! Do you even remember your orders? You can explain why you're such a FAT FU¢K at your TERMINATION HEARING!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage
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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him! He landed on his head! Not a good start☹️
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
When i got shot the other day, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife says with all the farting I do, my UNDERWEAR could be used as a BIO-WEAPON!
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
I confiscated my nephew Seymour's six baby bl*nkies, he's too old. Now I use them as cushions as I work on my computer. Today I'm sitting on bl*nkey number four. I could sit on his bl*nkies all day!
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Ventura
3 years ago
Nothing but SLACK-JAWED FAGG0TS in this country!
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BOSS
3 years ago
I caught my employees playing their playstation five at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP?
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife put on THREE perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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Walt
3 years ago
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I gave up SLEEPING. It's a bad habit, like smoking.
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Belinda
3 years ago
Ch*rmaine tore up all my sons stuff! THATS NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday s*rvice cause of her! THATS NOT RIGHT!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
If I'd a did anything to B*LINDA or her son-- I'd a cut her the*at and his! I ain't to be played with!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
B*LINDA! Your mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
Because her son stole somebody's drugs---cr*ck -- and smoked it up! He got h*gh fourteen times in a row, nobody would take him in!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
That doesn't make no sense! She was in her tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
I had car trouble today. Mike helped me out.
My aunt Debbie is working at her computer. She's sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell bl*nkey after she sat on him!
DAN! Do you even remember your orders? You can explain why you're such a FAT FU¢K at your TERMINATION HEARING!
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him! He landed on his head! Not a good start☹️
When i got shot the other day, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
My wife says with all the farting I do, my UNDERWEAR could be used as a BIO-WEAPON!
I confiscated my nephew Seymour's six baby bl*nkies, he's too old. Now I use them as cushions as I work on my computer. Today I'm sitting on bl*nkey number four. I could sit on his bl*nkies all day!
Nothing but SLACK-JAWED FAGG0TS in this country!
I caught my employees playing their playstation five at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP?
My wife put on THREE perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!
I gave up SLEEPING. It's a bad habit, like smoking.
Ch*rmaine tore up all my sons stuff! THATS NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday s*rvice cause of her! THATS NOT RIGHT!
If I'd a did anything to B*LINDA or her son-- I'd a cut her the*at and his! I ain't to be played with!
B*LINDA! Your mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!
Because her son stole somebody's drugs---cr*ck -- and smoked it up! He got h*gh fourteen times in a row, nobody would take him in!
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!
That doesn't make no sense! She was in her tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!