This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!
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MAD
3 years ago
My boss says I have to treat our gay employee's with respect! He'll have my resignation within the hour!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS has a sexy butt in tight jeans shorts. I let her sit on my baby bl*nkey. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him KATIE left her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell on him!
S
Sakkath
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. Shes assimilating me wearing her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My poor baby bl*nkey! SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PENNSYLVANIA sat on him in tight jean shorts. Sharon is fat, 7XL panties. Instead of smelling like detergent, bl*nkey smells like her poo-pad, and wipes butt smell. her fat ass killed my bl*nkey!
B
BAD ASS
3 years ago
I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming shes wearing panties.
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
As soon as my yellow baby bl*nkey got done being washed, Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him in her skin tight yoga pants up her butt. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell took over for the fabric softener.
G
GIMP
3 years ago
My wife says I need therapy because i like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!
C
CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
Great men aren't peaceful! Great men are KILLERS!!!
B
Bean Buck
3 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey while she wore her leopard pants! When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
B
Bean Buck
3 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown lace leopard thong with her leopard pants!
L
LEECOW
3 years ago
There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
C
Charles
3 years ago
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️
D
Dirk
3 years ago
The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.
J
J Bruce Ismay
3 years ago
My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today marks the 111ty anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on her maiden voyage--ya.
This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!
My boss says I have to treat our gay employee's with respect! He'll have my resignation within the hour!
KATIE SEARFOSS has a sexy butt in tight jeans shorts. I let her sit on my baby bl*nkey. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him KATIE left her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell on him!
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. Shes assimilating me wearing her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!
My poor baby bl*nkey! SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PENNSYLVANIA sat on him in tight jean shorts. Sharon is fat, 7XL panties. Instead of smelling like detergent, bl*nkey smells like her poo-pad, and wipes butt smell. her fat ass killed my bl*nkey!
I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming shes wearing panties.
As soon as my yellow baby bl*nkey got done being washed, Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him in her skin tight yoga pants up her butt. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell took over for the fabric softener.
My wife says I need therapy because i like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!
Great men aren't peaceful! Great men are KILLERS!!!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey while she wore her leopard pants! When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown lace leopard thong with her leopard pants!
There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️
The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.
My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.
Today marks the 111ty anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on her maiden voyage--ya.