Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. Fu¢king show is gone!
B
BUBBA
3 years ago
Last year for my high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit. I lost. This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I got a fetish. I let sexy women sit on my baby bl*nkey! Then I smell my bl*nkey!
K
Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago
After Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit----uh
B
BAD ASS
3 years ago
I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
G
GIMP
3 years ago
My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex. BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!
M
MAD
3 years ago
I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU F-U-C-K-I-N' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
F
Fekkish
3 years ago
In my house, May is PU$$Y awareness month!
M
Matt Dumbass
3 years ago
I didnt know the name of the ship in the flick TITANIC!
D
Deyos
3 years ago
I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!
D
Deyos
3 years ago
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
when I saw Amanda Janiga Williams wearing skin tight jeans, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
A
Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago
My husband noticed the metal on my thigh. I told him, Its a borg implant, I was a drone.
S
Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
G
Genie
3 years ago
When I met Aladdin, I told him he can have three wishes. Except I can't kill people for him. The first thing Aladdin wanted was Jewish people put back in concentration camps! What did I just get done telling him!!!
M
MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
J
Jimmy Ortega
3 years ago
Something strange on this detector circuit!
C
CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!
S
Sela
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
J
JOKE MAN
3 years ago
Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!
Whenever kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. Fu¢king show is gone!
Last year for my high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit. I lost. This year, I did a loud wet fart, I lost again!
I got a fetish. I let sexy women sit on my baby bl*nkey! Then I smell my bl*nkey!
After Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit----uh
I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex. BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!
I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU F-U-C-K-I-N' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
In my house, May is PU$$Y awareness month!
I didnt know the name of the ship in the flick TITANIC!
I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!
when I saw Amanda Janiga Williams wearing skin tight jeans, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
My husband noticed the metal on my thigh. I told him, Its a borg implant, I was a drone.
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
When I met Aladdin, I told him he can have three wishes. Except I can't kill people for him. The first thing Aladdin wanted was Jewish people put back in concentration camps! What did I just get done telling him!!!
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
Something strange on this detector circuit!
I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!